APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 5: Civil War at the California Quash SmackDown

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Somehow I just noticed these. How the fuck can he possibly think that's okay? It's 100 percent him trying to sound ominous. This is easily the most embarrassing thing he's ever done on purpose.

I mean he has been manufacturing tough guy story way before we know him, the bronsaur that he punked at the gym and the nazi that showed up at his door that he chased away etc.

How can someone like that survived 40 years

 

[guest]

I've gone back and forth with those VM's. The second one does sound like him. "PatriCK" In the 4th one you can hear 2 different voices as it seems the voice distortion tool failed mid way through.

Combined that with the fact that only a few people knew about the Boykin cop storyline, so short of SpaceEdge admitting it was him or one of the senior members I'm going with it being Patrick.

don't get me wrong, I think he's behind it. I just don't think its his voice

 

[RobertMewler]

He doesn't have that himself.

Yes he does. You especially hear it when he says, "that" and "has" in the clip I'm about to post here. Prepare for douche chills FYI: https://files.catbox.moe/c7a6fu.mp3

 

[guest]

Yes he does. You especially hear it when he says, "that" and "has" in the clip I'm about to post here. Prepare for douche chills FYI: [URL]https://files.catbox.moe/c7a6fu.mp3[/URL]

Yuck! How can someone that looks like him be so outwardly confident?

 

[guest]

Yes he does. You especially hear it when he says, "that" and "has" in the clip I'm about to post here. Prepare for douche chills FYI: [URL]https://files.catbox.moe/c7a6fu.mp3[/URL]

I see what you mean, he's got a bit of it with the "h-Yas". I still don't think its him but I could be wrong.

 

[FurBurger]

Yes he does. You especially hear it when he says, "that" and "has" in the clip I'm about to post here. Prepare for douche chills FYI: https://files.catbox.moe/c7a6fu.mp3

He sounds like Josh from Red Letter Media doing an over-the-top Wisconsin accent.

 

[stealthygeek]

I mean he has been manufacturing tough guy story way before we know him, the bronsaur that he punked at the gym and the nazi that showed up at his door that he chased away etc.

How can someone like that survived 40 years

He also Jim from The Office'd his way through a carjacking.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

i still don't think so. why would he give the atalkers an over the top wisonsin accent? He doesn't have that himself.

You might be right, I’m sure one big fat faggot from Wisconsin sounds pretty much like the next big fat faggot from Wisconsin. To me it sounds like him trying to put on a fake, ominous voice but he’s such a bad actor and such an autist he can’t do it at all. The high pitched piggy whine of his voice and his ridiculous over enunciation shines through even though he’s trying to deepen his voice.

Either way, it’s hilarious that even when faking ominous death calls he couldn’t bring himself to be called a fat faggot despite every genuine text he’s received including those words. The attempt at a pantomime evil laugh in the last one is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Try a second take in future, Pat.

 

[guest]

I've gone back and forth with those VM's. The second one does sound like him. "PatriCK" In the 4th one you can hear 2 different voices as it seems the voice distortion tool failed mid way through.

Combined that with the fact that only a few people knew about the Boykin cop storyline, so short of SpaceEdge admitting it was him or one of the senior members I'm going with it being Patrick.

I think the person's accent is a little bit too thick to be Patrick, also there's a little more confidence in his voice.

Also he literally told everyone on the planet about Canyon Boykin. It was not a secret to most people who knew him. I'm honestly shocked that nobody in his circle let it slip by accident.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

It’d be a good bit to just start asking him for more #CanyonFacts.

 

[guest]

I was out of town for a week so maybe this was covered, but I finally got around to perusing the pigevidence folder. For a person who claims he gets hundreds of texts and calls every day and he has to spend hours of time dealing with the cyberstlakers, his compilation of "evidence" seems kind of sparse. He's got 300 IPs from 2019. 50 twitter accounts, and a bunch of random stuff spread out over years. It really looks like he took an hour and threw some shit together to file a lawsuit. Caverlock's KiwiFarms thread and whoever did EncyclopediaDramatica took way more time compiling all his bullshit just for lulz than Rick did for his lawsuit. Hell, Caverlock probably has more stuff compiled to defend a lawsuit than Pat does for his civil suit.

I have been of the mind that he's not getting harassed nearly as much as he's making it out to be and there's nothing in this evidence that's changing my mind. I don't see anything in here that would show that he's spending hours every day dealing with the "cyberstlakers". No phone records. No police reports. And half the shit he has in there is bullshit anyway. One of the "suicide demands" was something like "Delete your twitter or kill yourself". Hardly a "demand".

This honestly looks like someone might have spent 2-3 hours on this during a drunken afternoon at Hooligans. And he actually thinks the police and the FBI are going to do something. What a fat idiot.

 

[UnPRePared]

@SpaceEdge TYFYS, child. your last article is a great wrap-up. i love you (in a brotherly way) for everything you do.

@UnPRePared ribs broken at your new album's name: The Weight of Man

I don't remember you acknowledging it, but that is very funny. The songtitles can't be entirely unrelated as well.

More references i might have found:

1. You Could Have Been Someone - John Doe 1 could have been someone who defamed Fat
2. Mother Earth - Mama Raven the psycho hippie
3. We Knew the Truth Once - "...we asked for Josiah's name at HuffPo." (album was released in summer AND hints at you getting insider info)
4. I, Like You - "... am a musician, earning a good living on the road.'' (paraphrasing, Joe Cumia reference)
5. Amelia - ''A-drienne or possibly A-nnabelle''
6. The Weight of Man (title track)
7. The Last Laugh - i believe onaforums will have it
8. Almost Famous - his health clinic tweet almost made Rick famous
9. Symptomatic - Fat's general behavior
10. Cold Like Stone - Roger Stone's cameo
11. Golden Slumbers - maybe a reference to Fat's gold-accented bike and how he will only get to see it in his dreams, once he has to pay quasi.

Great musicianship and you have a beautiful voice.

If this is all a bit and you are impersonating the good man, then i'm sorry for being low IQ and gullible. Nonetheless, great content.

I need to figure out how to see shoutouts. 53, don't know dick about the internet.

As I always reiterate, per my (alleged) agreement with my manager, any doubt that it's really me is a benefit. If I WAS a bit account, I might have killed myself twice over because this would be really exhausting. And I wouldn't be intimate with a gorgeous minx such as Gosia (love you, my fresh-cut Daisy).

As for the titles and their relations to here - you're the first to finally coordinate meanings to them. I thought someone would have done that sooner.

But, ahem, I can neither confirm or deny, etc.

 

[AntSucks]

I was out of town for a week so maybe this was covered, but I finally got around to perusing the pigevidence folder. For a person who claims he gets hundreds of texts and calls every day and he has to spend hours of time dealing with the cyberstlakers, his compilation of "evidence" seems kind of sparse. He's got 300 IPs from 2019. 50 twitter accounts, and a bunch of random stuff spread out over years. It really looks like he took an hour and threw some shit together to file a lawsuit. Caverlock's KiwiFarms thread and whoever did EncyclopediaDramatica took way more time compiling all his bullshit just for lulz than Rick did for his lawsuit. Hell, Caverlock probably has more stuff compiled to defend a lawsuit than Pat does for his civil suit.

I have been of the mind that he's not getting harassed nearly as much as he's making it out to be and there's nothing in this evidence that's changing my mind. I don't see anything in here that would show that he's spending hours every day dealing with the "cyberstlakers". No phone records. No police reports. And half the shit he has in there is bullshit anyway. One of the "suicide demands" was something like "Delete your twitter or kill yourself". Hardly a "demand".

This honestly looks like someone might have spent 2-3 hours on this during a drunken afternoon at Hooligans. And he actually thinks the police and the FBI are going to do something. What a fat idiot.

If you look at the author of his 300 IP excel file it's by someone called Elena St Paul, and his twitter stlaker file was authored by Nikki Robinson. So babychild isn't even doing it all by himself .

 

[FurBurger]

If you look at the author of his 300 IP excel file it's by someone called Elena St Paul

I can't find anyone of that name in an (admittedly quick) search of the internet.

I wonder if that's Pat's drag name, and he's picking up rough trade down at Milwaukee's own Manhole?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I can't find anyone of that name in an (admittedly quick) search of the internet.

I wonder if that's Pat's drag name, and he's picking up rough trade down at Milwaukee's own Manhole?

The IPs in the file were provided by Fat Liz Clarke.

I dont know if she compiled it into a nice spreadsheet for lard lad, but that's where the data came from.

 

[AntSucks]

The IPs in the file were provided by Fat Liz Clarke.

I dont know if she compiled it into a nice spreadsheet for lard lad, but that's where the data came from.

Interesting, which means her PC\Office account name is Elena St Paul. Maybe a pen name? Or a pirate copy? I can't find anyone with that name on white pages.

 

[Harry Powell]

Interesting, which means her PC\Office account name is Elena St Paul. Maybe a pen name? Or a pirate copy? I can't find anyone with that name on white pages.

She’s a fat sci-fi faggot. Don’t overthink it. It’s probably the name she uses when she catfishes as a woman who weighs less than 200lbs.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Interesting, which means her PC\Office account name is Elena St Paul. Maybe a pen name? Or a pirate copy? I can't find anyone with that name on white pages.

It could mean that. It could also mean that Fatso got the raw data and paid a mid-1990s porn star to put it in a spreadsheet for him

 

[guest]

If you look at the author of his 300 IP excel file it's by someone called Elena St Paul, and his twitter atalker file was authored by Nikki Robinson. So babychild isn't even doing it all by himself .

No surprise, I’m sure Niki is the one who bought the computer and Office software. Probably under her bullshit company for the tax write off

 

[RobertMewler]

It's probably a WordPress plugin or some shit that dumps the ips to a csv. You can tell it's sanitized and rolled up to a high level for dummies with some of the wording.

It's even more high level than cpanel and that's already made for non admins.

I don't have a full grasp on what you wrote here but can I assume you concluded that Patrick S. Tomlinson is morbidly obese?