Shelter me from the pourrrin raiiiiiiiin
This is my liiiiiiiife
Livin in so much paiiiiiiin
This is my liiiiiiiife
Livin in so much paiiiiiiin
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Anyone feel like killing themselves ?
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Still a tearjerker to be completely honest wicha, *sniff*.
One of my first days on patrol, walked into a 19 year old kid hanging from a pipe on the ceiling, right before Christmas. He was purple. It haunts me to be honest witcha.
You shouldn’t do that. Your mom would be really upset
You shouldn’t do that. Your mom would be really upset
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Hanging from a pipe. Nice way to serve your country, stupid!
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What happened to the pipe?
Should've put some Christmas lights on him. Give the next guy a loff or two.
Home run, Chippah!
Fawk dude. Why not get a job with the post office or some shit? You can get a pretty good salary and set up with some benefits, drive around / deliver mail and listen to the bbboys all day long, or if you fancy being stationary, you can work behind the desk and be an absolute shitstain to people and do the bare minimum.
Wait that's actually a woman? I'd never watched the video just assumed it was a trannoid.
I deserve that.
Did I ever tell you about hanging out with Peter Greene? If not, don't take yourself out yet.
Have you thought about doing stand-up comedy? I hear The Store is booming these days.