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Anthony has to take another leave of absence

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Coonskin said:
Hahaha he's nowhere to be seen in studio today. I swear this nigga croaked

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We’re living in the USSR era of Anthony, where he’s deathly sick but the state media keeps propping him up like Weekend at Bernies. “Look at our glorious leader! He can take a sip of beer without falling down! What do you mean this video looks like its from a month ago? This was taken yesterday!”
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
The other factor is that he doesnt want to get sober. Even if his body does handle it, his mind will still be trying to convince him that its no big deal to have a drink. He wont want to live with out getting drunk. Its what he planned on doing his whole retirement and now he cant without risking dying and I think thats a gamble he will always be willing to take. He will just turn into a sneaky drunk that has booze stashed all over the house. My step dad used to do that. We would find bottles of vodka is some strange places when we moved.
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This is absolutely what he will do, in fact he probably already has. Airplane bottles stashed in his studio desk drawer, a six pack tucked way in the back of the "extra" fridge in the garage and etc. There's no way that during his first hospital visit, he wasn't quickly identified as an alcoholic, and there's no way his doctor told him he could drink wine. They were probably leaning on him hard re: addressing his alcoholism, and just like always he tittered like a retard, fidgeted with his hands, and insisted he didn't have a problem at all.

Without booze he has no social life, he has no act, and everything he loves to do becomes way less fun. He can't stay up all night gaming and nigger-tweeting while sipping a club soda. He can't hang with Gavin or Geno while nursing an O'Doul's. And he can't face a live camera without that nine beer buzz to soothe his second-banana anxiety. Sitting in that boring house all day, with only a heterosexual woman for companionship, would have been a real struggle for Nana even if he was hammered. But sober? There's just no way.
 
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