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He said Afib when he said he was straight.Did ant say he has Afib somewhere?
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He said Afib when he said he was straight.Did ant say he has Afib somewhere?
MichaelRichards.jpgWhy can’t he be humble even for a moment to his remaining subscribers? Why couldn’t he just tell this guy, “Sorry I’ve disappointed you, I’m still not 100 percent yet. If you want to cancel, I understand, please email Erock for a full refund. I appreciate all my fans and I hope you’ll come back again in the future.”
He's drinking again. Wine (for now) that he says his doctor okayed. He couldn't even make it a couple of months off the sauceThe guy was probably not even a subscriber or was just making a joke. Imagine the level of seethe you have to be living with, just waiting for an opportunity to pounce on some anon like that.
Which I get NOW. His life sucks. He's hated by the world, is dying, and can't get drunk anymore. The thing is though, he's always been like this. It must've been 5+ years ago on Twitter, I shot back at an Ant tweet with a friendly (genuinely friendly, not snarky) retort about the JQ. I can't remember the details. He DM'd me and said something to the effect of "I hope you come to my house so I can see what a tough guy you are then" and blocked me. Like what? Nigga nobody was threatening you...It was fucking hilarious.
The more I learn about his sexual desires for children the more it all starts to make sense. No way anybody is sitting around that miserable when they go from spackle bucket shitting to mansions unless there is some really dark desire that goes unfulfilled.
Does anyone have a tween that they can "donate" to this guy so that he can cheer up?
There are photos of him drinking wine and what are obviously not glasses of water in at least two photos since he got out of the hospital. He also admitted to having "a" beer when he was putting his new computer toys together. No wonder he's back in the hospital.He's drinking again. Wine (for now) that he says his doctor okayed. He couldn't even make it a couple of months off the sauce
Well its possible (but not likely due to how dishonest Ant is with himself) that he explained to the doctor he has a drinking problem, and the doctor assumed “Well if he quits cold turkey it’ll flat out kill him.” so even though alcohol can cause complications having a tiny bit can ward off the complications that would come with a withdrawl.No cardiologist in 2023 is going to explicitly tell a patient that drinking wine is okay.
That would be like a director of human resources telling an employee, "it's okay to say 'nigger' occasionally, just don't do it very often." Maybe such advice was given in the 1960's, but not in our modern age.
What actually happened is, his doctor said something like, "no liquor, no beer" as an off-hand remark; he was obviously referring to all alcohol. But Technicality Tony pounced on that and figured, "well wine is okay then!"
“I don’t understand. The doctor said if i slash my wrists I might bleed out. But i got this papercut right here and i’m fine. Why NOT slash my wrists?”He apparently spent a good portion of one of his recent shows kvetching about if he's allowed to drink wine, why isn't he allowed beer. He'll be knocking back the bud lights by Easter, guaranteed.
He’s completely run out of time. This is literally it.
"Just one more nig."He's going to be missing out on references to MeTV-core shows if he cancels! Doesn't he want to hear Anthony say niggers cause crime in the Columbo voice for the thousandth time?
I have very low expectations of him in general. I guess I just supposed that getting his chest ripped open might give him pause for thought. But he really has nothing to live for other than numbing himself with booze and distracting himself from any form of self-examination.Well its possible (but not likely due to how dishonest Ant is with himself) that he explained to the doctor he has a drinking problem, and the doctor assumed “Well if he quits cold turkey it’ll flat out kill him.” so even though alcohol can cause complications having a tiny bit can ward off the complications that would come with a withdrawl.
But Anthony is fucking stupid and the doctor didn’t realize he was talking to an actual alcoholic who if given the green light on wine would naturally slip into beer after beer every night.
“I don’t understand. The doctor said if i slash my wrists I might bleed out. But i got this papercut right here and i’m fine. Why NOT slash my wrists?”
You have high expectations for him. He’s BEEN knocking back bud lights. All he needed to do was make the mental justification to start drinking again and he already did that. And as we know he already “sipped” “one” beer when building his PC. He’s a fucking addict. He sipped that one beer, felt nothing, and said “FUCKIN DOCTOR WAS WRONG I CAN DRINK AS MUCH AS I WANT!!! Whats really the difference between wine and beer anyway!?” And even if we assume the people around him are policing him to make sure he doesn’t drink thats underestimating the ability of an alcoholic to hide their activities.
Not the first pedophile nigger to have a "This Is It" farewell tourHe’s completely run out of time. This is literally it.
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