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Who had Artie Langue surviving Anthony in the dead pool?
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What? No. I think holing up in your home, taking “drinks here and there”, and tweeting about niggers all day to the point of distress is just what the doctor ordered.You aren't saying that Anthony failed to follow any of these simple instructions, are you?
When Anthony goes I won’t give a shit. Actually I will but i’ll be happy. Even when Jim dies as much as I hate him i’ll feel bad because he wasn’t a genuinely evil person. He’s just a ssssscumbag. Opies the only person who when he dies i’ll think about how great he was on the show and how he made it what it was.The end is nigh for crater face
The difference is is that Artie hit bottom. Even stabbing himself in the gut wasn’t bottom, it was basically exploding his nose. And he finally stepped away from it all and is picking up garbage and living with his mother. Who gives a fuck if the guy doesn’t have a career anymore, at least he’s alive. Anthony Cumia should be striving for that right now and it’s the bare minimum. But he has to retain this sinking ship of a career all the while abusing alcohol and pills. CM, along with his addictions, is a mental and physical stress that takes a toll on his body.Who had Artie Langue surviving Anthony in the dead pool?
“You got lost.”
It opens up a bunch of new questions. If Nana had more "procedures" scheduled in NYC, why on Earth would he move to SC just a few weeks before? Wouldn't it have been less stressful to just stay put, then go to SC after these procedures were complete? Who goes back and forth between SC and NYC for doctor's appointments? If it was a sudden medical emergency, why would she leave now? It all further muddies the closeted homosexual waters.Weirdly enough, Missy Muscles just mentioned on Instagram that she was headed back to South Carolina.
Artie got lucky with some great gene's to have made it this farWho had Artie Langue surviving Anthony in the dead pool?
He's not medically cleared to sit and talk? Jesus, is he dying?
ITS A NORMAL PROCEDURE. FUCK OFF AND UNSUB.He's not medically cleared to sit and talk? Jesus, is he dying?
Jim absolutely is an evil person. There are levels to evil and Jim is evil.What? No. I think holing up in your home, taking “drinks here and there”, and tweeting about niggers all day to the point of distress is just what the doctor ordered.
When Anthony goes I won’t give a shit. Actually I will but i’ll be happy. Even when Jim dies as much as I hate him i’ll feel bad because he wasn’t a genuinely evil person. He’s just a ssssscumbag. Opies the only person who when he dies i’ll think about how great he was on the show and how he made it what it was.
Looks largely like noise/motion artifact.No clue what that chart on the bottom is but it does not look good
@Uncle J’s Sink Emporium wife, comment?
Anthony probably didn't pick any of his cars. He read some article in a "men's" magazine that talked about the most "alpha" cars and just purchased them blindly. And Anthony actually does know about cars somewhat. But he is classically nigger rich and terrible with money. For Anthony it was never about picking a car that he would enjoy. It was about what he thought others would perceive as masculine.Somebody explain his car situation to me. The Escalade was nigger-rich af, if you have Ant money and live in suburban NY you drive a Range Rover like an adult and just deal with the expensive repair bills. But the point is he at least appreciated cars. His Mustang was retarded but he picked probably the most beautiful Jaguar of the last 50-60 years, so he had some semblance of taste.
No chance he can afford anything. He might die in debt. Not even joking.And now he's in some kind of Ford SUV? It's a small thing but it does show that he's given up on life. Regardless of how much money he's lost I'm certain he can still afford a proper 100-120k rich guy vehicle.
Which makes the trips back and forth from SC to NYC pretty weird if everything with his heart was planned out.No chance he can afford anything. He might die in debt. Not even joking.
Anthony probably didn't pick any of his cars. He read some article in a "men's" magazine that talked about the most "alpha" cars and just purchased them blindly. And Anthony actually does know about cars somewhat. But he is classically nigger rich and terrible with money. For Anthony it was never about picking a car that he would enjoy. It was about what he thought others would perceive as masculine.
Like his swimming pool was this amazing custom in-ground job (that was once the largest private pool in NYC and Long Island) but he decorated it with dinosaurs and high-heel shaped lawn chairs and then let it lose thousands of gallons of water every night between foundation leaks and evaporation from his "surface of the sun" temperature he'd leave it at. He can't do anything like an adult.
No chance he can afford anything. He might die in debt. Not even joking.
Interesting. I think you're probably correct on all points.Anthony probably didn't pick any of his cars. He read some article in a "men's" magazine that talked about the most "alpha" cars and just purchased them blindly. And Anthony actually does know about cars somewhat. But he is classically nigger rich and terrible with money. For Anthony it was never about picking a car that he would enjoy. It was about what he thought others would perceive as masculine.
Like his swimming pool was this amazing custom in-ground job (that was once the largest private pool in NYC and Long Island) but he decorated it with dinosaurs and high-heel shaped lawn chairs and then let it lose thousands of gallons of water every night between foundation leaks and evaporation from his "surface of the sun" temperature he'd leave it at. He can't do anything like an adult.
No chance he can afford anything. He might die in debt. Not even joking.
Interesting. I think you're probably correct on all points.
I'm operating from the following hypothesis- A) Joe and Ant have likely "interacted" with their sweet sister for decades (too much evidence to even tldr;) B) the disastrous parental situation seems to have culminated in a sibling relationship where they can at least tolerate each other, go through the proper motions during holiday's, etc. They might even have some genuine feelings of solidarity (let's not say "love." The bro's aren't capable of that. Too far).
If you accept that as true, then perhaps a saving grace for Ant is that maybe, just maybe, he's being very conservative with the last few million so that he can leave the nieces and nephews a nice bag as a thank you to Joe for never spilling Ant's secrets and a thank you to Dawn for blowing him and not telling anybody.
But I think your scenario is more likely. And I don't believe for a moment he blew through most of it at the casino. He lost big gambling for sure, but his Jewish financial advisors did the most damage. Listen to Ant talk about index funds and crypto mining. It's like me when I was 14.
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