Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

[LiberalPussy]

What’s he got, a broken heart or sumptin’?

Endless days turn into sleepless nights

 

[JebJoh]

Reasons for him to be in the Brooklyn hospital are either a serious stroke, stent failure or he went there from jfk airport

 

[HH Brother]

Reasons for him to be in the Brooklyn hospital are either a serious stroke, stent failure or he went there from jfk airport

I forgot about him going to SC to check on his faggot triangle leaky house, funster.

Maybe he got into a car accident and is going to lose both his legs.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He hasn't tweeted in almost 2 full days. Must be serious

Is this true? Nana not tweeting for days at a time is monumental. He would NEVER voluntarily stop tweeting for that long.

 

[JebJoh]

I forgot about him going to SC to check on his faggot triangle leaky house, funster.

Maybe he got into a car accident and is going to lose both his legs.

That would be nice too.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Shoutout to @RoTheHo69 for definitely violating HIPAA to give us the fawkin scoop. Stop hassling the brotherman, how else would he know that an Anthony Cumia was checked into the hospital?

 

[guest]

I forgot about him going to SC to check on his faggot triangle leaky house, funster.

Maybe he got into a car accident and is going to lose both his legs.

The house emergency was probably a coverup for his emergency hospital visit, brotherster.

Remember old man Cumia had to keep it hushed when he had a heart attack, he's afraid of getting old or giving off old people vibes because he's a perpetual manchild.

 

[Meownaw]

I forgot about him going to SC to check on his faggot triangle leaky house, funster.

Maybe he got into a car accident and is going to lose both his legs.

Please stop with these brutal predictions my penis can't take it hulkster.

 

[HH Brother]

Shoutout to @RoTheHo69 for definitely violating HIPAA to give us the fawkin scoop. Stop hassling the brotherman, how else would he know that an Anthony Cumia was checked into the hospital?

Fuck that nigga HIPAAster with his fawkin fedoras or sumptin, funster.

tss

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Praying for a stroke arc, where he's wheelchair bound and has half his body paralyzed and keeps trying to podcast with his newfound mush mouth

 

[HH Brother]

The house emergency was probably a coverup for his emergency hospital visit, brotherster.

Remember old man Cumia had to keep it hushed when he had a heart attack, he's afraid of getting old or giving off old people vibes because he's a perpetual manchild.

Fair point, NAPster. I forgot he had his ballwashers on Wackbag sweep it under the rug he clinically died from a heart attackster.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Definitely heart related if he's made up the SC trouble to cover it. Anth is very touchy about the famously weak Cumia heart.

Or maybe he got caught creepshotting and got his shit veneers kicked down his throat

 

[Steve Ramone]

Serious comments only on the obit, funsters.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I thought he was in SC. Did anyone verify by calling?

 

[Coonskin]

I just called and the nurse said that he tried committing suicide in the bathtub with a plugin egg. Get well soon you pedophilic fuck

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[Opesterino]

Agreed it is rather suspect of Tony, esp with that house nonsense. It might be the big one.

 

[HH Brother]

Praying for a stroke arc, where he's wheelchair bound and has half his body paralyzed and keeps trying to podcast with his newfound mush mouth

 

[RoTheHo69]

Did anyone verify by calling?

yeah. Twice.

 

[fusciasomething]

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