Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Cant leave this fucking forum alone for a few hours or this shit happens gah bless

 

[Rudderman]

He brought his vibrator with him?

Send a salami to your boy in the ERmy.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Well this was a fun morning read.

My genuine thoughts are the world would be a slightly better place if he did die

Certainly will. He’s just an irrelevant old fossil that’s never going to change. He decided post-firing that he was just going to dig his heels in and go down the full racism/conservative grifter route so fuck im.

 

[Charles Kos]

He survived? I'm so sad right now

 

[Billy Hollywood]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Reasons for him to be in the Brooklyn hospital are either a serious stroke, stent failure or he went there from jfk airport

I had a friend who was perfectly healthy, although he enjoyed a ciggie and a beer. He was in his 40s at the time maybe even younger. He flew to Newark to meet some broad, as soon as he stepped off the plane he dropped dead.
Something with his heart and flying

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Maybe he's just getting botoxed to look younger for the 22 years old waif runaways

22? He doesn't date old bags

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Good to see those TRT shots are keeping him healthy.

Also, i'm stunned that people still pay for this shite.

 

[Peckas]

I had a friend who was perfectly healthy, although he enjoyed a ciggie and a beer. He was in his 40s at the time maybe even younger. He flew to Newark to meet some broad, as soon as he stepped off the plane he dropped dead.
Something with his heart and flying

Billy mays same thing of course I don’t think the cocaine helped

 

[Billy Hollywood]

 

[FingerofGod]

Did anyone ask the Opester about Nana’s hospital visit?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

HELLO THIS IS... DR. CRINKLEARTERY MCSTROKESALOT

Dr. Crinkleartery McStrokesalot?

YES. LISTEN HERE, JERKY. ANTHONY CUMIA IS IN OUR HOSPITAL; HE HAD A HEART ATTACK.

He had a heart attack?...


BOWWWWWW
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Your hubba hubba is perfect, I can clearly hear the jingle in my head

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Jim will 100% go on a rant about Sirius refusing to pay tribute to Ant and not allowing them to broadcast his best clips on O&A. It will be a giant lie Jim never even tried to do but believes he has to say to look like a good friend.

No he won't, he's already forgotten who Ant is . At most you'll get an Instagram reel of him crying after work

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Hm good question. Big Jay maybe?

Gavin

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Do we know how someone knew to call NYU Langone?

 

[BootyJuice]

I can just picture BroJoe visiting (although I doubt he would actually bother to) wearing his stupid beanie and leather jacket, stuffing freebies like the plastic water pitcher in his jacket before leaving

I can’t wait for the smug faced selfies with an obviously annoyed Nana in the same vein as Layla. The real one.

 

[JebJoh]

I had a friend who was perfectly healthy, although he enjoyed a ciggie and a beer. He was in his 40s at the time maybe even younger. He flew to Newark to meet some broad, as soon as he stepped off the plane he dropped dead.
Something with his heart and flying

Did you say “nice heart, stupid”

 

[RoTheHo69]

Do we know how someone knew to call NYU Langone?

No and we won't find out either.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

No and we won't find out either.

We got our fawkin guys everywhere.

 

[guest]

People who haven’t given him well wishes:
Opie, Jim, Colin, Bobby, Geno, Gavin, Chrissy, Erock, Keith, Joe, Dabbler fags,

People who have:
Bobo

(Sigh) "It's a tough one, man. On the one hand, I do wish my friend the best and hope he pulls through. On the other, there's this younger black comic at the Cellar who might blow up soon and I could potentially get a walk-on part on the sitcom he might get one day, so I gotta keep up the right appearance. I would never motherfuck Ant, but a lot of people in the business don't know him as well as I do and only know him as the "racist twitter guy." I've spoken about it with Anthony, he gets it."