Montréal isn't a real city?
I lived there most of my life. And I think my girlfriend is a ten out of ten, despite the fact that she's a non-white. What does it matter what you think or where she's born? She's not even American originally, so... good Fargo joke I guess? The day that I give two tenths of a fuck what some washed up loser envisions my girlfriend to be is the day I pull a Danny Ross and check myself in the mental hospital.
Your whole schtick of trying to insult me for being a rube doesn't really work when you consider the fact that the twin cities is a metro area with around four million people in it. Now I understand to a rat-faced kike who isn't welcome anywhere outside of Jew York that your rabbi counseled you never to leave the five boroughs, but that wasn't because we're all a bunch of hillbilly rubes like you seem to think we are. It's because you have a voice almost as annoying as Sam Roberts with the same amount of undeserved ego. The difference is that Sam went on to become extremely rich and successful and famous, and you went on to become a punchline on a BBS.
You aren't man enough to leave your gay little city because in the immortal words of Steve (who left his DNA on this planet. He has a legacy through a child. Have you done that yet?) Your problem is no one has ever taken you by the head and smashed your fucking face through the wall.
And that would become a reality if you actually left your Hasidic hidey hole.