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A Second stlaker Has Breached The Hovel

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Are there any pictures of this upstairs kitchen? I get that Duplexes are supposed to have two kitchens but Mr "I decide what words mean" could just have a shared kitchen on the first floor and still insist it be called a duplex.
The rusty white fridge was moved to the other half of the hovel when they bought the "new" used stainless steel fridge for their half of the hovel (most likely with fraudulent PPP loan money). It was noted many times from the photos these fucking morons didn't bother measuring the space for the new one, so it partially covers a doorway. They also don't have a water line for the fridge in that shithole's kitchen so the in-door water and ice maker don't function. That's why sweaty Fatso is drinking water from the sink instead in one of those news interviews, and you can see the the stainless fridge behind him.
 

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
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The rusty white fridge was moved to the other half of the hovel when they bought the "new" used stainless steel fridge for their half of the hovel (most likely with fraudulent PPP loan money). It was noted many times from the photos these fucking morons didn't bother measuring the space for the new one, so it partially covers a doorway. They also don't have a water line for the fridge in that shithole's kitchen so the in-door water and ice maker don't function. That's why sweaty Fatso is drinking water from the sink instead in one of those news interviews, and you can see the the stainless fridge behind him.

Okay I think I finally got it, thanks for telling me where to look.

So the airbnb downstairs kitchen is this one (no cabinet handles, white fridge without water/ice):

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While this is the upstairs one, cabinet handles and stainless steel fridge

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But both have the microwave on top of the fridge and sports team schedule magnets? Not to mention the oven, sink, drying rack all being in the same place.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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Okay I think I finally got it, thanks for telling me where to look.

So the airbnb downstairs kitchen is this one (no cabinet handles, white fridge without water/ice):

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While this is the upstairs one, cabinet handles and stainless steel fridge

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But both have the microwave on top of the fridge and sports team schedule magnets? Not to mention the oven, sink, drying rack all being in the same place.
consider suicide
 

TorpidSloth

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I hated in Oppenheimer how they did some fucking slop with Strauss where he’s some raging lunatic and he gets his comeuppance by being EXPOSED in front of the committee and he doesn’t get the job.

I get it’s a movie and the real story is a lot more boring but come on, don’t show me this hollywood slop
I hated the editing and constant string music. It was like a Mercedes commercial
 
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Okay I think I finally got it, thanks for telling me where to look.

So the airbnb downstairs kitchen is this one (no cabinet handles, white fridge without water/ice):

View attachment 245225

While this is the upstairs one, cabinet handles and stainless steel fridge

View attachment 245226

But both have the microwave on top of the fridge and sports team schedule magnets? Not to mention the oven, sink, drying rack all being in the same place.
They literally have no counter space in those tiny doll house sized kitchens. The fridges are the only places a microwave can "fit".

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Here's a thread on their PPP loan spending spree for their half of the hovel:

Thread 'Magnets don't stick to our new stainless steel fridge - Dec 9, 2020' https://new.onaforums.net/threads/m...r-new-stainless-steel-fridge-dec-9-2020.6978/
 

iBangedQuasi

Dougie is a mentally ill Ashkenazi, ignore him
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They literally have no counter space in those tiny doll house sized kitchens. The fridges are the only places a microwave can "fit".

View attachment 245230

Here's a thread on their PPP loan spending spree for their half of the hovel:

Thread 'Magnets don't stick to our new stainless steel fridge - Dec 9, 2020' https://new.onaforums.net/threads/m...r-new-stainless-steel-fridge-dec-9-2020.6978/
Blocking part of the doorway is rib tickling. Nice fire hazard hovel, stupid
 
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Blocking part of the doorway is rib tickling. Nice fire hazard hovel, stupid
It explains so much about the rotted, broken, dilapidated state of that haunted shack that they can't even use a tape measure to make sure a refrigerator will fit and is fully functional. Remember they also bought an ugly sectional which is WAY too big for the room they squeezed it into and completely blocks another doorway. They spent thousands of taxpayers dollars on furniture, appliances, and tourist trap vacations, but invested nothing into fixing the fucked foundation, cracked walls, black mold, shoddy electrical fire hazards, no garage, and hundreds of other issues with their hovel (both halves). At least they have new plastic playground furniture stairs slapped on top of rotting wood though.
 

nasty twp

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They invested nothing into fixing the fucked foundation, cracked walls, black mold, shoddy electrical fire hazards, no garage, and hundreds of other issues.

The building of the last retail job I ever had fits this profile exactly. I used to get harsh electric burns & shocks from flipping the light switches, and once hyperventilated from the mould in the back storeroom where the roof was rotting and caving in. Was like Chabuddy’s internet cafe in there.

They weren’t paying my full contracted wage, either, so I sicced HMRC and trading standards on the owners, so they had to dissolve and file for bankruptcy.
 

iBangedQuasi

Dougie is a mentally ill Ashkenazi, ignore him
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The building of the last retail job I ever had fits this profile exactly. I used to get harsh electric burns & shocks from flipping the light switches, and once hyperventilated from the mould in the back storeroom where the roof was rotting and caving in. Was like Chabuddy’s internet cafe in there.

They weren’t paying my full contracted wage, either, so I sicced HMRC and trading standards on the owners, so they had to dissolve and file for bankruptcy.
What are you from Botswana or something? Got damn
 
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