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A Second stlaker Has Breached The Hovel

Mitch Weaver

Wave bye bye, staIker
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EWWW YOU TOUCHED THE ASS KNIFE
Quit stealin my moves !
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DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
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A movie about a cynical, abusive, egotistical asshole who doesn't know how to love people, be charitable or kind and must be taught a lesson spending years doing the same thing over and over, fighting against his situation until he finally gets the message that the only way to fix his life, situation and be loved is to stop being a selfish, self centered shithead trying to manipulate people into liking him... And just be a good person, work on improving himself and the lives of those around him.

I'm sure he sat stone faced, lacking all understanding.
 

Harry Tasker

labile moods and potential for self-mutilation
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Nice cheap Home Depot knives, stupid.

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Maybe he’s just a real ass dude who didn’t care about cosplaying like a faggot chef and grabbed the first set of cutlery that looked okay. Maybe he even likes the kitchen shears that came in that set even if they’re getting a little dull now. You ever consider that?!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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A movie about a cynical, abusive, egotistical asshole who doesn't know how to love people, be charitable or kind and must be taught a lesson spending years doing the same thing over and over, fighting against his situation until he finally gets the message that the only way to fix his life, situation and be loved is to stop being a selfish, self centered shithead trying to manipulate people into liking him... And just be a good person, work on improving himself and the lives of those around him.

I'm sure he sat stone faced, lacking all understanding.
Pretty much any movie that doesn’t have men in capes or lightsabers goes right over his fat toaster head. He’s proud he’s never seen movies like The Godfather. I don’t think he ever even watched Oppenheimer which you would think he would love since he’s a “science” guy and it had Robert Downey Jr. Then again, he can only watch RDJ when he’s Iron Man.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Pretty much any movie that doesn’t have men in capes or lightsabers goes right over his fat toaster head. He’s proud he’s never seen movies like The Godfather. I don’t think he ever even watched Oppenheimer which you would think he would love since he’s a “science” guy and it had Robert Downey Jr. Then again, he can only watch RDJ when he’s Iron Man.
Pat went to see Barbie over Oppenheimer yet he claims his grandfather worked on the Manhattan Project.

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Suetonius

LAUGH.
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"Let's just make everything morally ambiguous because that's high-minded and cool!"
I hated in Oppenheimer how they did some fucking slop with Strauss where he’s some raging lunatic and he gets his comeuppance by being EXPOSED in front of the committee and he doesn’t get the job.

I get it’s a movie and the real story is a lot more boring but come on, don’t show me this hollywood slop
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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So when someone stays at the airbnb he can't use the kitchen? He can't get a beer from the fridge?

No wonder he spends so much time at bars. He's an unwanted guest in his own home.

It's all of Ricks sloppy hand me downs.
After scamming the PPP money, fatty paid off his scooter and Nikki refurnished 2613 which they moved into.
2611 then seemed to sit vacant for two years+ in which they then decided to start Airbnb'ing after being swatted.
All while sitting on 17K debt that they let balloon up to 81k

"140 IQ tough guy" and his "very very smart" wife
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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It's all of Ricks sloppy hand me downs.
After scamming the PPP money, fatty paid off his scooter and Nikki refurnished 2613 which they moved into.
2611 then seemed to sit vacant for two years+ in which they then decided to start Airbnb'ing after being swatted.
All while sitting on 17K debt that they let balloon up to 81k

"140 IQ tough guy" and his "very very smart" wife
They used to rent out one side of the place but as you can imagine Niki and Pat are shitty landlords so Air BnB is the way they went.

Just imagine having to deal with Pat if there was a problem he had to fix.
 
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