2023 NFL Season Thread

[Slackjawed Cow]

Redzone is for ADD zoomer faggots who have no appreciation for what it takes to get into the redzone. Also for fantasy football queers.

Two screens. Redzone on one and whatever game I actually want to watch on the other. That way I dont have to hear " BEEEEE KAAAAAAY...have it your way" commercials for the majority of the time.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Two screens. Redzone on one and whatever game I actually want to watch on the other. That way I dont have to hear " BEEEEE KAAAAAAY...have it your way" commercials for the majority of the time.

This is the way

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Two screens. Redzone on one and whatever game I actually want to watch on the other. That way I dont have to hear " BEEEEE KAAAAAAY...have it your way" commercials for the majority of the time.

Don't you love this Kevin Hart commercials where he says bump bump in my chest?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Two screens. Redzone on one and whatever game I actually want to watch on the other. That way I dont have to hear " BEEEEE KAAAAAAY...have it your way" commercials for the majority of the time.

I don't listen to the broadcasts, I listen to music or classic O&A / R&F while watching. Broadcasters / commercials are faggots.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I don't listen to the broadcasts, I listen to music or classic O&A / R&F while watching. Broadcasters / commercials are faggots.

Sounds gay

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Sounds gay

enjoy your broadcast, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

View attachment 149993 enjoy your broadcast, stupid.

That was a rough time to watch football. Dennis Miller was so bad.

 

[Suetonius]

Football is the most boring sport in the world. Set up, throw ball, tackle, set up again, repeat. Imagine in Basketball if they had to pause the game for like a minute everytime the ball was stolen from a players hands. I don’t get it.

 

[guest]

That was a rough time to watch football. Dennis Miller was so bad.

They should have let Rush Limbaugh keep commentating

 

[chocolatehellhole]

That was a rough time to watch football. Dennis Miller was so bad.

I remember watching a Panthers game on MNF when they sucked, and he made some joke on the lines of "that's not their uniforms, they're black and blue from the bruising they're taking from (insert opponent)!" and wanting to smash my TV. I was probably 12.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Deshaun Watson looks like absolute trash

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Football is the most boring sport in the world. Set up, throw ball, tackle, set up again, repeat. Imagine in Basketball if they had to pause the game for like a minute everytime the ball was stolen from a players hands. I don’t get it.

Imagine if they had to stop in the NFL for every penalty and let the Field Goal unit come on and attempt. That's the NBA equally boring version with FTs.. money stakes are the only way to make sports interesting.

 

[guest]

I remember watching a Panthers game on MNF when they sucked, and he made some joke on the lines of "that's not their uniforms, they're black and blue from the bruising they're taking from (insert opponent)!" and wanting to smash my TV. I was probably 12.

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[guest]

Deshaun Watson looks like absolute trash

So does burrows, its the rain

 

[Suetonius]

Imagine if they had to stop in the NFL for every penalty and let the Field Goal unit come on and attempt. That's the NBA equally boring version with FTs.. money stakes are the only way to make sports interesting.

Yeah this is very true actually.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Norton had a pretty good bit on Dennis Miller too on Owen, I forget the joke. Thanks for taking my call.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I remember watching a Panthers game on MNF when they sucked, and he made some joke on the lines of "that's not their uniforms, they're black and blue from the bruising they're taking from (insert opponent)!" and wanting to smash my TV. I was probably 12.

He was so long winded and complex for no reason.

 

[guest]

Soccer is way gayer then the NFL....giant 4 year tournament, built up, hyped then deciding on fucking penalty kicks.

Imagine if they ended the super bowl on a field goal kicking contest, or world series on a HR derby...

 

[chocolatehellhole]

or world series on a HR derby...

That would be the only way to make me tune into a baseball game. Baseball is the most boring of all.. I'll take tennis over it.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

RIP

Rest of his team blows Im still in this