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2023 NFL Season Thread

Slackjawed Cow

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Redzone is for ADD zoomer faggots who have no appreciation for what it takes to get into the redzone. Also for fantasy football queers.
Two screens. Redzone on one and whatever game I actually want to watch on the other. That way I dont have to hear " BEEEEE KAAAAAAY...have it your way" commercials for the majority of the time.
 

chocolatehellhole

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Two screens. Redzone on one and whatever game I actually want to watch on the other. That way I dont have to hear " BEEEEE KAAAAAAY...have it your way" commercials for the majority of the time.
I don't listen to the broadcasts, I listen to music or classic O&A / R&F while watching. Broadcasters / commercials are faggots.
 

chocolatehellhole

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Sounds gay
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enjoy your broadcast, stupid.
 

chocolatehellhole

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That was a rough time to watch football. Dennis Miller was so bad.
I remember watching a Panthers game on MNF when they sucked, and he made some joke on the lines of "that's not their uniforms, they're black and blue from the bruising they're taking from (insert opponent)!" and wanting to smash my TV. I was probably 12.
 

chocolatehellhole

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Football is the most boring sport in the world. Set up, throw ball, tackle, set up again, repeat. Imagine in Basketball if they had to pause the game for like a minute everytime the ball was stolen from a players hands. I don’t get it.
Imagine if they had to stop in the NFL for every penalty and let the Field Goal unit come on and attempt. That's the NBA equally boring version with FTs.. money stakes are the only way to make sports interesting.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I remember watching a Panthers game on MNF when they sucked, and he made some joke on the lines of "that's not their uniforms, they're black and blue from the bruising they're taking from (insert opponent)!" and wanting to smash my TV. I was probably 12.
He was so long winded and complex for no reason.
 
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