Zero Self-Awareness Pat is back!

[Kurt_Love]

That wasn’t us, a KiwiFarmer did that

And the hairdresser definitely wasn't begging piggy to intro her to his huge (modest) following. He was forcing her into post haircut selfies every time he got a trim. She looked frightened.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Hairdresser car ... perfect description. Reminds me of a caper one of you guys did. It is a vague memory but didn't someone pose as patrick and and make inappropriate advances with a woman who had the misfortune to cut patrick's hair and ask him to recommend her to his followers? Did that one end up with a restraining order or just a block and some whining from pat?

She changed professions and moved to a different city.

I'm pretty sure she drove a mustang

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Many hundreds of friends is truly a hilarious claim. What 40-year old would ever truly claim to have more than a few GOOD friends and a few dozen “friends” aka friendly acquaintances

Across many continents, no less. This is my new favorite Patism.

 

[guest]

"I have many hundreds of friends across several continents" is something I doubt any human being has ever said out loud.

Not the most narcissistic pop star, the most spoiled Saudi princeling, the most entitled jet-setting heiress. I doubt even the, NPD, histrionic "people's princess" Diana Spencer would've felt comfortable uttering such a self-centred, zero self-awareness delusional statement like that.

Fat Pat really is a once-in-a-century maniac.

 

[bantadant]

Across many continents, no less. This is my new favorite Patism.

Translation: "i know a black guy"

 

[NigelCumia]

Hairdresser car ... perfect description. Reminds me of a caper one of you guys did. It is a vague memory but didn't someone pose as patrick and and make inappropriate advances with a woman who had the misfortune to cut patrick's hair and ask him to recommend her to his followers? Did that one end up with a restraining order or just a block and some whining from pat?

I remember that! He awkwardly flirted with her and just left it at that. It was much worse because there was no payoff and therefore no record correcting. Just uncomfortablity the next time they meet.

 

[DominusOdium]

He's still funny

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

And the hairdresser definitely wasn't begging piggy to intro her to his huge (modest) following. He was forcing her into post haircut selfies every time he got a trim. She looked frightened.

I’ve gotten probably a 100 haircuts in my life and never once did it cross my mind to take a picture with the hairdresser. Deranged behavior.

 

[JebJoh]

I’ve gotten probably a 100 haircuts in my life and never once did it cross my mind to take a picture with the hairdresser. Deranged behavior.

That’s why I guessed she went along because he has a following. Finding out he expected a blowjob for his promo must have really freaked her out.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That’s why I guessed she went along because he has a following. Finding out he expected a blowjob for his promo must have really freaked her out.

Imagine some fat dork in his late 30s / early 40s bragging out his twitter following like someone should care. Also she is working for tips - funny how those type of service professionals are all piggy’s good friends according to him.

 

[NoBacon]