Zero Self-Awareness Pat is back!

[CompoundBasement]

It’s so refreshing to see him editorialize instead of the usual copy/paste. Maybe we can squeeze out some varsity athlete Kyle lore if we keep pressing him

 

[JebJoh]

Hairdresser car ... perfect description. Reminds me of a caper one of you guys did. It is a vague memory but didn't someone pose as patrick and and make inappropriate advances with a woman who had the misfortune to cut patrick's hair and ask him to recommend her to his followers? Did that one end up with a restraining order or just a block and some whining from pat?

 

[AliceWorquer]

Only someone with zero real friends could think its even possible to maintain many hundreds of friendships. What he means is he thinks many hundreds of people consider him a friend because he's an insane narcissist. I wonder how many of those friends he gives a fuck about enough to wish a happy birthday to

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Is he referring to us as his friends? We politely enquire via social media about his wife and daughter, we provide advice in regards to his health and finances and we also support him during important milestones in his life such as August 24 at 10am.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Bu

He’s currently oinking at his evil cyber stlakers instead of enjoying his “con” but this reply really stuck out
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Many hundreds of friends around the world yet he’s always sitting at bars / cons alone. Also note he’s responding to a 3 DAY OLD tweet while claiming to have many hundreds of friends.

Fascinating.

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Pat, you drive a chick car. He’s such a dumb rube to think his “limited edition” mustang is special - its close to 200k miles and they have special edition models almost every year for cars like mustang, Camaro, and Dodge Charger / Challenger to sell to dummies like Pat. Same with certain truck models and even jeep wranglers. You would think the “last real car guy” would know that.

But my limited edition hot wheels specced 38th anniversary Luke Skywalker edition Mustang does not look like every other 2008 mustang out there, it's got those badges on it and that's why it is coveted child stlaker child!

 

[MonsterSteve]

Everyone calls those cars Rustangs for a reason, fat idiot.

 

[Guest]

Hairdresser car ... perfect description. Reminds me of a caper one of you guys did. It is a vague memory but didn't someone pose as patrick and and make inappropriate advances with a woman who had the misfortune to cut patrick's hair and ask him to recommend her to his followers? Did that one end up with a restraining order or just a block and some whining from pat?

That wasn’t us, a KiwiFarmer did that

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bu

But my limited edition hot wheels specced 38th anniversary Luke Skywalker edition Mustang does not look like every other 2008 mustang out there, it's got those badges on it and that's why it is coveted child stlaker child!

Pat's Mustang literally has less features than a normal Mustang. The Bullitt car's whole thing was that it was a streamlined, bare bones little pussy Mustang that famously couldn't keep up to the Charger during the most overrated car chase of all time. As other people have said, it's just a car for rube marks like Pat. Look up a picture of the interior some time. It's as miserably shitty as any other 2008 Ford, it just has a Bullitt badge on the steering wheel. Steve McQueen sucked dicks by the way. Literally.

 

[BertCooper]

Pat's Mustang literally has less features than a normal Mustang. The Bullitt car's whole thing was that it was a streamlined, bare bones little pussy Mustang that famously couldn't keep up to the Charger during the most overrated car chase of all time. As other people have said, it's just a car for rube marks like Pat. Look up a picture of the interior some time. It's as miserably shitty as any other 2008 Ford, it just has a Bullitt badge on the steering wheel. Steve McQueen sucked dicks by the way. Literally.

This ain’t Hot-Rod magazine, pal.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Still fighting with a non rascal
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“The con has recovered completely since the pandemic and here’s some stats up to 2019 to prove it.”

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah "Indy" is adding more hotels because of a single shitty con once a year.

I’m calling it, he’s going to have a severe mental breakdown, do something retarded, and get banned from the con. He’s clearly already sauced up but has to “present” later.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat's Mustang literally has less features than a normal Mustang. The Bullitt car's whole thing was that it was a streamlined, bare bones little pussy Mustang that famously couldn't keep up to the Charger during the most overrated car chase of all time. As other people have said, it's just a car for rube marks like Pat. Look up a picture of the interior some time. It's as miserably shitty as any other 2008 Ford, it just has a Bullitt badge on the steering wheel. Steve McQueen sucked dicks by the way. Literally.

What’s even worse he claims to be this big car guy and sold cars yet doesn’t see that “special edition” models are nothing special, you’re paying for a special sticker, emblem, or logo stitched into the seats. I remember challenger had a bunch of these “special editions” that were all the same and added no value to the car. I remember one special edition jeep grand Cherokee had the hooks in front be a special color and a big vinyl sticker on the hood that the guy buying it didn’t want so we peeled it off with a heat gun in about 10 minutes.

It’s made to get rubes to buy it because they think the car is different from the other models and more valuable. It’s not.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m calling it, he’s going to have a severe mental breakdown, do something retarded, and get banned from the con. He’s clearly already sauced up but has to “present” later.

We can only hope, he started his con yelling at cyber stlakers from 2-3 days ago and getting into a fight with a non rascal over attendance numbers like that’s something to get angry about. He said this is his favorite con yet doesn’t play board games which is 75% of this event. It’s his “favorite” because it’s one of the few that will still have him thanks to Cat Rambo. He’s on a panel about having a book release in 2023 and he hasn’t put anything out in years! Even the slightest question might set him off.

 

[CompoundBasement]

What’s even worse he claims to be this big car guy and sold cars yet doesn’t see that “special edition” models are nothing special, you’re paying for a special sticker, emblem, or logo stitched into the seats. I remember challenger had a bunch of these “special editions” that were all the same and added no value to the car. I remember one special edition jeep grand Cherokee had the hooks in front be a special color and a big vinyl sticker on the hood that the guy buying it didn’t want so we peeled it off with a heat gun in about 10 minutes.

It’s made to get rubes to buy it because they think the car is different from the other models and more valuable. It’s not.

Steve McQueen actually drove this special edition Bullitt Mustang in space, so enjoy prison.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Bullitt editions and Triumphs all day. Fat fool wants to be Steve McQueen.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bullitt editions and Triumphs all day. Fat fool wants to be Steve McQueen.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Still fighting with a non rascal
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This is an instance of Patrick backing up his statement with a source and numbers. I don't remember this ever happening before.

 

[VizioDash]

He's not wrong. He has hundreds of friends and we all congregate right here to discuss him. Some redditors even text with him all day, like true friends do.

 

[Rudderman]

Imagine fat earnestly trying to sell the crustang. He'd demand a 10% markup above the original sticker price for the added value of a "famous author and political firebrand" farting it up for a decade. You'd get enjoy prison'd right out of the non-garage if you balked.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat's Mustang literally has less features than a normal Mustang. The Bullitt car's whole thing was that it was a streamlined, bare bones little pussy Mustang that famously couldn't keep up to the Charger during the most overrated car chase of all time. As other people have said, it's just a car for rube marks like Pat. Look up a picture of the interior some time. It's as miserably shitty as any other 2008 Ford, it just has a Bullitt badge on the steering wheel. Steve McQueen sucked dicks by the way. Literally.

I wonder how livid Car Guy Pat was at this scene. If he even saw the movie, since he doesn't follow any form of racing