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pat is into thingsSo you're saying adrienne takes it in the butt? Interesting.
I hate white trash as much as niggers after owning a house in a neighborhood without an HOA. It seemed like every other house in the neighborhood had at least one go-kart, dirt bike, or ATV and a bratty kid to go with it. Not an ideal situation for an accountant who works from home half the week. Then my neighbor built a massive chicken coop. Before he built it, he told me about his plans, and I gave him a look like he just farted in my face. He said, "What's the matter? You don't like chickens?". I said that I'm not a fan of sunrise wake-up calls. He said, "That's roosters, not chickens". So, the fucker proceeded to buy 18 chickens and 3 roosters. The roosters were a misdemeanor in that city, and I had to call animal control on his ass three times to get rid of them. You've never known true peace and quiet until you've lived next door to roosters for 6 months and then they leave. Then he started to let his chickens go free range in the afternoon even though he doesn't have a fence, and they'd always end up in my yard. Another misdemeanor. I sold that house for a 47% profit and got the hell out of that neighborhood. I still daydream about shooting that neighbor in the kneecaps with my .308 rifle.I hate her.
HOA’s suck but they they do keep the white trash out. Sounds like a nightmareI hate white trash as much as niggers after owning a house in a neighborhood without an HOA. It seemed like every other house in the neighborhood had at least one go-kart, dirt bike, or ATV and a bratty kid to go with it. Not an ideal situation for an accountant who works from home half the week. Then my neighbor built a massive chicken coop. Before he built it, he told me about his plans, and I gave him a look like he just farted in my face. He said, "What's the matter? You don't like chickens?". I said that I'm not a fan of sunrise wake-up calls. He said, "That's roosters, not chickens". So, the fucker proceeded to buy 18 chickens and 3 roosters. The roosters were a misdemeanor in that city, and I had to call animal control on his ass three times to get rid of them. You've never known true peace and quiet until you've lived next door to roosters for 6 months and then they leave. Then he started to let his chickens go free range in the afternoon even though he doesn't have a fence, and they'd always end up in my yard. Another misdemeanor. I sold that house for a 47% profit and got the hell out of that neighborhood. I still daydream about shooting that neighbor in the kneecaps with my .308 rifle.
You sound like a massive faggot, sir.I hate white trash as much as niggers after owning a house in a neighborhood without an HOA. It seemed like every other house in the neighborhood had at least one go-kart, dirt bike, or ATV and a bratty kid to go with it. Not an ideal situation for an accountant who works from home half the week. Then my neighbor built a massive chicken coop. Before he built it, he told me about his plans, and I gave him a look like he just farted in my face. He said, "What's the matter? You don't like chickens?". I said that I'm not a fan of sunrise wake-up calls. He said, "That's roosters, not chickens". So, the fucker proceeded to buy 18 chickens and 3 roosters. The roosters were a misdemeanor in that city, and I had to call animal control on his ass three times to get rid of them. You've never known true peace and quiet until you've lived next door to roosters for 6 months and then they leave. Then he started to let his chickens go free range in the afternoon even though he doesn't have a fence, and they'd always end up in my yard. Another misdemeanor. I sold that house for a 47% profit and got the hell out of that neighborhood. I still daydream about shooting that neighbor in the kneecaps with my .308 rifle.
I had a neighbor with a dog that would bark all the time. All day long and then I'd wake every morning to that fucking dog barking. Made me feel like I was going insane because no other neighbor seemed to have an issue with the dog. This went on for forever, sometimes I'd just sit on my couch and start screaming because I couldn't take the fucking barking anymore.You've never known true peace and quiet until you've lived next door to roosters for 6 months and then they leave.
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