Young male rat available in portage WI.

[ミスタースパーコル]

My sister had a pet rat. It bit me.
Don't get a pet rat.

 

[SFWA liaison]

reminder Pat copied the reptile hobby from her, she kept lizards back then way befor nibbles and the other one

she also was into Mustangs, it's really creepy that Pat attaches himself to her interests. Weirdo.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Same for people who have lizards as pets, like our man Pat. I love seeing his gay tweets about Nibbler and him lounging out in his shitty backyard. It's a fucking lizard and has no personality.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Yeah I was gonna say it's acceptable for like a 12 year old kid to have a little pet snake but it's 100% Joe's.

My buddy had 2 pythons in college. One was a 10 foot albino Burmese python that we used to feed live rats to when we were drunk and high. It was pretty cool to watch it be a no shit ambush predator like nature intended.

He did feed it a rabbit once, which was depressing as fuck because you’re watching what would otherwise be some kids pet had my buddy not walked in that day LOL. They don’t even have teeth or nails to do any damage like a rat can so it’s literally helpless.

Anyways he was trying to get it to breed with the other one because apparently you could make good money but they never fucked because they were always stressed out or whatever. It was a gigantic pain the ass because he was constantly cleaning their shit out of the tank and watching the humidity. He got bit a couple times which is like getting stabbed with 100 syringes that tear your skin when you try to pull them off. He eventually gave them to this creepy professor who gave off pedo vibes.

Joe probably thinks he’s Steve Irwin because he has a 4 foot ball python.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

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He shoved that sausage finger up that poor lizards anus. SAD

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Earrings plural
Anytime I go to some event there is always a snake guy who just walks around with a snake draped on his shoulders so people will tell him how cool it is and touch it and take photos. Does that exist in non florida/ethnic places?

Yes. My buddy would walk around with the fucking thing wrapped around his body (he was a fat fat guy).

Most of the time he’d have guys come up to him, many of which were homos. Girls generally didn’t but the ones that did all did anal. Not sure what the correlation is there but it’s a good way to buttfuck someone apparently.

 

[captain_kamala]

Yes. My buddy would walk around with the fucking thing wrapped around his body (he was a fat fat guy).

Most of the time he’d have guys come up to him, many of which were homos. Girls generally didn’t but the ones that did all did anal. Not sure what the correlation is there but it’s a good way to buttfuck someone apparently.

So you're saying adrienne takes it in the butt? Interesting.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

So you're saying adrienne takes it in the butt? Interesting.

Or gives it. One or the other. Could be both

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Same for people who have lizards as pets, like our man Pat. I love seeing his gay tweets about Nibbler and him lounging out in his shitty backyard. It's a fucking lizard and has no personality.

He loves it like a son though.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

It doesn't thrive alone? Get more rats then it's not out of your wheelhouse

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Getting rid of animals is the new getting rid of junk. I'm sure the snake will be listed soon

Holy shit is this JoeBerg without his Milwaukee Tools hat on and no self-satisfied smirk on his face? This is like seeing Halley's Comet.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Yeah fuck her. I don't understand a person who can have a pet snake and actually enjoys feeding it live animals. Hate to say it but Pat gets a rare win here for not having to deal with this woman

Feeding an animal bugs would even suck because you have to keep bugs in your house. I have a lizard but it's a herbivore.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Patrick’s piss alley

This should be a username and/or X account.

 

[HH Brother]

So you're saying adrienne takes it in the butt? Interesting.

Right outside her home in Portage, rascal.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I hope they end up getting a pit bull that mauls them both.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

The rat is more interesting then any snake, poor feller.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I know this ghetto chick who dropped her dog and cat off at the shelter right before Christmas. The dog because it got pregnant and the cat just because.

The dog got pregnant I'm sure because it was whoring around on its own, not because this piece of human trash was not caring well enough for it that it wasn't getting out and getting bred. What a fucking lowlife that person must be. I'd like to see people like that banned from owning animals again. I really hate people.

 

[Peckas]

My buddy had 2 pythons in college. One was a 10 foot albino Burmese python that we used to feed live rats to when we were drunk and high. It was pretty cool to watch it be a no shit ambush predator like nature intended.

He did feed it a rabbit once, which was depressing as fuck because you’re watching what would otherwise be some kids pet had my buddy not walked in that day LOL. They don’t even have teeth or nails to do any damage like a rat can so it’s literally helpless.

Anyways he was trying to get it to breed with the other one because apparently you could make good money but they never fucked because they were always stressed out or whatever. It was a gigantic pain the ass because he was constantly cleaning their shit out of the tank and watching the humidity. He got bit a couple times which is like getting stabbed with 100 syringes that tear your skin when you try to pull them off. He eventually gave them to this creepy professor who gave off pedo vibes.

Joe probably thinks he’s Steve Irwin because he has a 4 foot ball python.

Has he moved on to torturing prostitutes yet?

 

[Total Tranny Death]

We bought a rat to feed to our snake but we don't want it anymore

How about you feed it to your snake you fucking retard

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Young male

Rat