You know what?

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

I might as well follow Patrick's lead and announce to the world via social media that my wife is still with me and mention her by name. That's what secure men do, right? So the world knows how great their 2nd remaining wife is...

K then it's settled. Check back tomorrow for more updates about our marriage status.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I might as well follow Patrick's lead and announce to the world via social media that my wife is still with me and mention her by name. That's what secure men do, right? So the world knows how great their 2nd remaining wife is...

K then it's settled. Check back tomorrow for more updates about our marriage status.

She sounds like a real battle-axe.

 

[Caverlock]

That's what secure men do, right?

Also, if someone uses an uncommon word such as "meekly" while mocking you, be sure to respond several times in a very short time span using that same word each time. #DLTIW

 

[Stent]

Remind everyone often about how you thought she'd be a pump and dump.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Is she on any medication for her mental illnesses?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Are you 2 for 2 like Pat? The only way to be secure is if you only date 2 women and marry both

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Remind everyone often about how you thought she'd be a pump and dump.

I know this gets states all the time but that is so truly disrespectful to talk about your wife like that. I wouldn’t even talk that way about an ex.

 

[TorqueFerguson]

I might as well follow Patrick's lead and announce to the world via social media that my wife is still with me and mention her by name. That's what secure men do, right? So the world knows how great their 2nd remaining wife is...

K then it's settled. Check back tomorrow for more updates about our marriage status.

Yeah. You can always tell the people on social media who have shitty relationships. Most of the time, they're the ones putting up all the couple pics and talking about how the other on is "their rock" or "can't live without them." Yada yada.

Same with the people who are freshly broken-up/divorced. That's when all the selfies start.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Don't forget to buy her gifts that were on sale, and tell everyone how much she enjoyed it too.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Don't forget to buy her gifts that were on sale, and tell everyone how much she enjoyed it too.

Most of the gifts he gets her are things he actually wanted. Who buys their non-gamer wife a video game system for xmas? She probably played it twice and hasnt touched it since.

 

[TorqueFerguson]

She probably played it twice and hasnt touched it since.

Just like Pat's faucet dick.

He's a fat, out-of-shape, drunken slob. What would she realistically rather? Getting immersed in a video game with hours of entertainment or 5 minutes of sex with a pig of a man grunting on top of her?

 

[Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum]

Most of the gifts he gets her are things he actually wanted. Who buys their non-gamer wife a video game system for xmas? She probably played it twice and hasnt touched it since.

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What a weird thing to post.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Most of the gifts he gets her are things he actually wanted. Who buys their non-gamer wife a video game system for xmas? She probably played it twice and hasnt touched it since.

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"Okay sweetie, now let me get a quick photo of you with the thing you hate."

God. I'd never seen this one before. He's such a hack. He's fucking Homer Simpson buying Marge a bowling ball that's fitted to his hand.