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You ever watch Mad Max and think, "this is nice, but I think it'd be better if it starred an annoying ET looking cunt"

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"jokes aside" WHAT JOKE? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE JOKE?
"movie looks dope" SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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can we just have one fucking movie that isn't about a fucking woman?
Can't wait for everyone to say how it's so fucking good and I have to act like I haven't heard of it to avoid an annoying argument.
Still using the mad max name despite him not being in it at all, I really hope it fucking flops even though I know it won't.
 

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I still think fury road would have been elevated if they had cast an older mel gibson. I know they did it to avoid the inevitable shitstorm; but george miller still likes mel and even invited him to the premiere, so he should've let him star in the movie as well. also, is anya taylor-joy the only working actress? why is she in every bloody movie
 
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I still think fury road would have been elevated if they had cast an older mel gibson. I know they did it to avoid the inevitable shitstorm; but george miller still likes mel and even invited him to the premiere, so he should've let him star in the movie as well. also, is anya taylor-joy the only working actress? why is she in every bloody movie
I feel autistic for hating Fury Road because Mel wasn't in it, but Tom Hardy is fucking shit. Mel would've been perfect.

All of Fury Road's faults could have been forgiven if Mel was Max.
 

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Mad Maxine. Also that actress broad was smoking hot before she sucked the life out of her face with that buccal fat surgery. And started losing her hair from not eating anymore.
She was uniquely beautiful and she completely fucking ruined it trying to look like every other rich cunt and now she looks like Michael Jackson. It actually pisses me off.
 

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Mad Maxine. Also that actress broad was smoking hot before she sucked the life out of her face with that buccal fat surgery. And started losing her hair from not eating anymore.
eye were always a little goofy , but she still looked good in that dumb chess show. that was filmed in 2019, so I'm betting she used the covid lock downs to recover from permanently destroying her face.

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