You ever watch Mad Max and think, "this is nice, but I think it'd be better if it starred an annoying ET looking cunt"

[guest]

Imagine those creepy eyes looking up at you as she smoked on your pole though.

Fucking nice. I'll go see the movie especially if there's a nude scene of her in it. Hopefully full on bush.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Imagine those creepy eyes looking up at you as she smoked on your pole though.

Fucking nice. I'll go see the movie especially if there's a nude scene of her in it. Hopefully full on bush.

Imagine power throat fucking her while yelling "Phone home with my cruise missle cock, bitch, you fucking Klingon whore lookin' nigger gook cunt!"

Good shit right there.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I think I could beat at least 4 women to death with my bare hands. Any more than that and maybe they could coordinate to hold me down but for sure I’d still fucking destroy a few on the way out.

Women are incapable of working together for a common goal

 

[guest]

Imagine power throat fucking her while yelling "Phone home with my cruise missle cock, bitch, you fucking Klingon whore lookin' nigger gook cunt!"

Good shit right there.

Staaaaahp you're going to make me cum.

 

[Nigger Jim]

I already made this thread and everyone was a faggot nigger because I didn’t post a photo.

 

[Dog Eater]

I already made this thread and everyone was a faggot nigger because I didn’t post a photo.

Those within the semen retention community are constantly disrespected for their beliefs.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I caught Thunderdome on cable as a kid and was obsessed with Mad Max growing up. Had all 3 movies and watched them repeatedly, sought out the novelizations, found the original posters and even have a huge original theatrical standee for The Road Warrior.

I was jazzed when they first announced Fury Road ( at that point still starring Mel ) in 2002. My wife / then-girlfriend knew about and supported my Mad Max obsession, and I was even planning on proposing to her on opening night ( when you could rent out the screen for your own local commercials).

When it got delayed again and again, I kept up with it via the IMDB message boards. When it finally got released, it really pisses me off how many faggot Redditors suddenly pretended to be huge Mad Max fans because of it. It kinda ruined the movie for me. Fucking faggots.

 

[guest]

I caught Thunderdome on cable as a kid and was obsessed with Mad Max growing up. Had all 3 movies and watched them repeatedly, sought out the novelizations, found the original posters and even have a huge original theatrical standee for The Road Warrior.

I was jazzed when they first announced Fury Road ( at that point still starring Mel ) in 2002. My wife / then-girlfriend knew about and supported my Mad Max obsession, and I was even planning on proposing to her on opening night ( when you could rent out the screen for your own local commercials).

When it got delayed again and again, I kept up with it via the IMDB message boards. When it finally got released, it really pisses me off how many faggot Redditors suddenly pretended to be huge Mad Max fans because of it. It kinda ruined the movie for me. Fucking faggots.

What'd you think of it? I actually didn't like it.

johnnynoname: that's right, someone on this board doesn't like something

 

[Guest]

I already made this thread and everyone was a faggot nigger because I didn’t post a photo.

Were jus calling a spade a spade….

 

[Stent]

I hope we get a spin-off tv series about the lesbian commune that Furiosa came from. It would be refreshing to see something about how men are bad and women are strong.

 

[Guest]

I hope we get a spin-off tv series about the lesbian commune that Furiosa came from. It would be refreshing to see something about how men are bad and women are strong.

Im tempted to cosign this but I’m not sure if youre being serious….

 

[Stent]

Im tempted to cosign this but I’m not sure if youre being serious….

We can't afford to not be serious about women in 2024.

 

[Guest]

We can't afford to not be serious about women in 2024.

True

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

She had a good look before the stupid procedures.

They should make the villain female, too. Played by Sydney Sweeney. Then they smooch at the end instead of fighting because womyn power and stuff.

 

[Guest]

She had a good look before the stupid procedures.

They should make the villain female, too. Played by Sydney Sweeney. Then they smooch at the end instead of fighting because womyn power and stuff.

This post is a fever dream

 

[guest]

The Witch (2015) is the most boring, least scary "horror" film I've ever seen, and everyone who says it's a masterpiece is either nuts or fagging with me.

 

[guest]

I think I could beat at least 4 women to death with my bare hands. Any more than that and maybe they could coordinate to hold me down but for sure I’d still fucking destroy a few on the way out.

You're actually probably right. I saw a Graham Norton show clip where Anthony Joshua was on with Rachel Weisz, Martin Freeman and that massive comedian Greg Davies. The clip was them taking turns punching that boxing arcade machine and comparing scores. Weisz went first. She took her heels off, asked Joshua for advice, and really gave it her all, and got a pathetic 100 something. Freeman went next. A tiny man. Literally the same height as her when she took her shoes off. He got 4x her score.

 

[Single Action Army]

More socially engineering women to be violent/aggressive.

Convincing women the only way you can respect yourself is to be a second-rate man. IE fuck around and focus on your career.

I wish I was jewish so I could revel in how stupid modern people are instead of dread it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I caught Thunderdome on cable as a kid and was obsessed with Mad Max growing up. Had all 3 movies and watched them repeatedly, sought out the novelizations, found the original posters and even have a huge original theatrical standee for The Road Warrior.

I was jazzed when they first announced Fury Road ( at that point still starring Mel ) in 2002. My wife / then-girlfriend knew about and supported my Mad Max obsession, and I was even planning on proposing to her on opening night ( when you could rent out the screen for your own local commercials).

When it got delayed again and again, I kept up with it via the IMDB message boards. When it finally got released, it really pisses me off how many faggot Redditors suddenly pretended to be huge Mad Max fans because of it. It kinda ruined the movie for me. Fucking faggots.

I ran into a guy I know the day after it released in theaters. This guy was a good friend of mine, then he married some weird, unpleasant, outspoken feminist cunt and completely turned into a different person. He asked if I'd seen Fury Road and I was like "No, I'm definitely going to though. I liked the Mel ones when I was a kid." He's like "You HAVE to see it, man. It's so punk rock." We were like 25 and this beaten down faggot referred to something other than punk rock as "punk rock". I wanted to punch him in the liver. I just ended up pirating it because he made it gay for me before I even saw it.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The Witch (2015) is the most boring, least scary "horror" film I've ever seen, and everyone who says it's a masterpiece is either nuts or fagging with me.

I tried to like it but the creator kinda fucked up the pacing. If the crux of your plot is a family being torn apart due to paranoia because there might be supernatural shenanigans afoot, you don't reveal in the first 5 minutes that there is in fact supernatural crap going on. It ruins the mystery and any sense of suspense because you're just counting off the minutes waiting for shit to go bananas. The audience should be in the same mindset as the characters for a story like this to really work effectively.

Imagine The Shining being structured like this. The hotel manager mentions the last overseer and it immediately cuts to the bloodied twins being creepy. You'd be bored out of your mind for the first hour or so until shit ramps up. Sometimes less is more.