YESSSSSSSS my father hung himself

[Roslyn Vampire]

Not like I can talk shit, but her hairline starts in the middle of her head.

It was always very uncomfortable when Steve would say shit like "....blah blah well I'm fucking a ten." And then the room would just get silent and we'd all just sorta make side eyes at each other. He thought that being with her was some kind of heterosexual validity, but she looks like a dude.

I remember Jim simping for her a bit with how she was helping him workout and building a nutritional plan. If I remember correctly, Jim called her hot or something to that effect.

Although I don't think Sam's wife is ugly by any means, it definitely confused me when seeing what she looked like for the first time after hearing Jim and Nana telling Sam how hot she was.

 

[Jack_Horner]

Not like I can talk shit, but her hairline starts in the middle of her head.

It was always very uncomfortable when Steve would say shit like "....blah blah well I'm fucking a ten." And then the room would just get silent and we'd all just sorta make side eyes at each other. He thought that being with her was some kind of heterosexual validity, but she looks like a dude.

If this really IS Danny Ross, I have an Ed Powers story you might get a chuckle out of

 

[Jack_Horner]

I remember Jim simping for her a bit with how she was helping him workout and building a nutritional plan. If I remember correctly, Jim called her hot or something to that effect.

Yeah she was Jim's trainer

Hopefully his obsession with trannies didn't lead to him to paying her for sex or something

 

[I_amnot_anyone]

No, child. It's Danny Ross.

That fucking loser? I was trying to ignore/ forget about him. Fuck. I was hoping he suicided himself long ago. Stupid hanger oner faggot.

FUCK YOU DANNY!

 

[I_amnot_anyone]

Pics of Sam’s not so hot wife.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Holy shit, she looks EXACTLY like this chick... I posted about her awhile back.

 

[N64 Cube]

Pics of Sam’s not so hot wife.

No clue what the bitch looks like now. Skip to 0:38

 

[BenDovid]

That fucking loser? I was trying to ignore/ forget about him. Fuck. I was hoping he suicided himself long ago. Stupid hanger oner faggot.

FUCK YOU DANNY!

lmao! nice try wit da hate tho.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Danny you had a good line that time Earl said he would go ape shit and you said "You're gonna need the bathroom key"

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Not like I can talk shit, but her hairline starts in the middle of her head.

It was always very uncomfortable when Steve would say shit like "....blah blah well I'm fucking a ten." And then the room would just get silent and we'd all just sorta make side eyes at each other. He thought that being with her was some kind of heterosexual validity, but she looks like a dude.

She's still better than any sloppy 3rd meth heads you got after Jim and Anthony had their way with them.

 

[BenDovid]

She's still better than any sloppy 3rd meth heads you got after Jim and Anthony had their way with them.

Gonna go with a big no on that one. lol.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Gonna go with a big no on that one. lol.

Well, maybe you're right...


I still hate your guts though, you're extremely lucky you worked with a bunch of pussies, because anywhere else you'd have to glue your teeth in every morning.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah she was Jim's trainer

Hopefully his obsession with trannies didn't lead to him to paying her for sex or something

How’s not boozing going for you, buddy? There’s also no doubt in my mind that Jim purchases professional relationships to be vaguely creepy to women and gets off on it. “Hold my hips.”

 

[BenDovid]

Well, maybe you're right...


I still hate your guts though, you're extremely lucky you worked with a bunch of pussies, because anywhere else you'd have to glue your teeth in every morning.

How many co-workers have you knocked out at your Jiffy Lube?

 

[HomeRunCumia]

How many co-workers have you knocked out at your Jiffy Lube?

One more than you've ever knocked out with your rat claws.

 

[BenDovid]

I need to change my differential fluid, you guys do that?

 

[HomeRunCumia]

I need to change my differential fluid, you guys do that?

Sure, come on over. I'll do it for free, as a fan.

 

[HH Brother]

How many co-workers have you knocked out at your Jiffy Lube?

You always come crawling back to this place with your kayfabe that you're somehow better than everyone and we all look like the poker crew you used to suck off in Nana's dungeon, jewster. You were a producer who googled for a living lol. You washed dishes at a bar. You lost a gig a Rockstar. You lost your recent job because for no reason at all, you come crawling back here.

Some of us have actual careers and make more in a year than you have in the last ten. You know, like me. We also have our very own multi millionaire that has more cash than Nana or Opie ever had with @CarolMaxheinie and is built like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

 

[guest]

I need to change my differential fluid, you guys do that?

Call 911 like your faggot friend Sam did

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You always come crawling back to this place with your kayfabe that you're somehow better than everyone and we all look like the poker crew you used to suck off in Nana's dungeon, jewster. You were a producer who googled for a living lol. You washed dishes at a bar. You lost a gig a Rockstar. You lost your recent job because for no reason at all, you come crawling back here.

Some of us have actual careers and make more in a year than you have in the last ten. You know, like me. We also have our very own multi millionaire that has more cash than Nana or Opie ever had with @CarolMaxheinie and is built like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

I live in a small house and I fuck ugly women!