Yeah, that's why it's taking so long.

[Salted Earth Truffle]

he'll probably do what he does best and just abandon being an author.

As he did with standup comedy, he’ll pretend he’s still active and “paying the bills” with books when he hasn’t published anything in years and his previous releases didn’t even earn out his advance.

Not to mention that Pat Tomlinson has, as verified by public records, a debt amortization plan filed with the courts. Pat is literally begging the government to help him keep his many creditors at bay. Pat hired a lawyer to help him dodge his creditors while he scrambles to figure how how he’s going to repay them before he dies. He’s dreading his day in court on July 21, 2023 as much as I’m looking forward to it.

 

[Stent]

Cor blimey, guv'nor! Pat's been to England so he's an expert on the subject.

His next book is about the 'schwitz. It's also a murder mystery. It's a mystery how they murdered 100,000 people 60 times.

 

[EraGodless]

Nobody is intrigued by your shit book and it’s stupid gay premise, Patrick. We’ve seen your turgid book scan numbers and you’re not getting anywhere with this unimaginative trite piece of shit on spec.

Scrooge was shown his own death and it was the next Christmas. How the fuck is he still alive for an adult Tiny Tim to avenge him? Why would he even be that upset he’s dead when he’s unnaturally and impossibly old anyway? Why would he care enough about him to go on this murderous rampage if he was left to become a violent hardened criminal by him?

Your book makes no sense at all. Why don’t you try having a real job and providing for your daughter for once instead of spitting on Charles Dicken’s grave? Nobody is going to read it anyway I suppose.

Charles Dickless

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's a a cheesy hack concept, the kind of book you'd just go balls-to-the-wall ridiculous with. Why would *this* be what you decide to be accurate with?

and he thinks he's being so meticulous but again he's just overestimating his own intelligence. He is researching the things he can identify as anachronistic, but i'm sure there's plenty he doesn't recognize.

 

[EraGodless]

and he thinks he's being so meticulous but again he's just overestimating his own intelligence. He is researching the things he can identify as anachronistic, but i'm sure there's plenty he doesn't recognize.

He's being a pedant and a procrastinator because deep down he knows this Timy Tim book is a shit idea (especially in Patrick's hands) and a complete waste of fucking time. It's why he would rather build chairs out of garbage than actually write that stinking pile of shit.

 

[New Name]

He's being a pedant and a procrastinator because deep down he knows this Timy Tim book is a shit idea (especially in Patrick's hands) and a complete waste of fucking time. It's why he would rather build chairs out of garbage than actually write that stinking pile of shit.

I want some more torque wheeler projects where he tries to change his spark plugs or alternator or some other 45 minute job he turns into a 3 week saga