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"as I learn as I go" Fucking wordsmith, he is.
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"as I learn as I go" Fucking wordsmith, he is.
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With the medusa Leslie freshly slain he can turn to the more pressing matters at hand. Namely: explaining why he doesn't publish books.
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Sounds like a lie. Intrigued? Then why are you taking your sweet time to write it?
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Yeah, like there's Space Chili's and Space McDonald's 400 years in the future.
Chris Benoit yourself, Fatrick. If the Unabomber can do it, so can a cuck like you.
Chris Benoit yourself, Fatrick. If the Unabomber can do it, so can a cuck like you.
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He's writing a sniglet. Anything else requires not tweeting all day.
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Everyone knows you don't ever do any research, Patrick. You've shown nothing but fat disdain for it and for evidence in general.
I don't know if I would call it a style. I'd call it lazy and half-assed... fat, too.
I don't know if I would call it a style. I'd call it lazy and half-assed... fat, too.
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Pat's agent is absolutely floored at his super amazing concept. In other words, the agent said whatever.
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Lmfao he’s so full of shit. The only thing his agent is “intrigued” about is why this fat loser’s emails aren’t going straight to trash like they’re supposed to.
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"My agent is intrigued" vs "My agent thinks it's a great idea". I think he meant it as a brag, but it's clear his agent is skeptical about the idea.
If his agent actually did like the idea, he would need to go to a hospital immediately for an emergency CAT scan because it is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. It's such a bad idea and I am so happy he's following through with it. He's going to waste like three years writing this thing and no publisher is going to touch it. It's a Creative Writing 101 prompt, and a bad one at that.
A fat, dumb, lazy idiot with no research skills and no degrees of any kind is writing a satirical historical fiction novel that is also a derivative sequel of a public domain literary classic. What's not to love except literally everything about it?
If his agent actually did like the idea, he would need to go to a hospital immediately for an emergency CAT scan because it is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. It's such a bad idea and I am so happy he's following through with it. He's going to waste like three years writing this thing and no publisher is going to touch it. It's a Creative Writing 101 prompt, and a bad one at that.
A fat, dumb, lazy idiot with no research skills and no degrees of any kind is writing a satirical historical fiction novel that is also a derivative sequel of a public domain literary classic. What's not to love except literally everything about it?
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He's biting this concept and has no where near the talent to pull it off.
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The review gets it wrong. It's a "former" prostitute although the distinction is meaningless. And "protect his virginity" is referring to the ever present threat of buggery throughout much of the book. It is a good read.
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/24835[/URL]
The review gets it wrong. It's a "former" prostitute although the distinction is meaningless. And "protect his virginity" is referring to the ever present threat of buggery throughout much of the book. It is a good read.
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Remember about 10 years ago this type of setting was all the rage? Like Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter? We all saw how well that did
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Agents don't give a fuck, they want a finished piece to shop around and get their 10%.
Its the publisher who needs to be intrigued. So far they don't appear to be.
His agent got paid on the AR and TOR contracts. Pat hasn't written anything since, doesn't cost anything to keep piggy on the books and he may actually con another publisher into a three book deal.
Its the publisher who needs to be intrigued. So far they don't appear to be.
His agent got paid on the AR and TOR contracts. Pat hasn't written anything since, doesn't cost anything to keep piggy on the books and he may actually con another publisher into a three book deal.
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If only he put this much effort at learning when he was in school.
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Remember all that research he did when someone from HuffPo.LOL.website.internet contacted him about an 8,500 word story?
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If I were him I'd sidle up to some publishing guys dumb wife on twitter. Tell her my sob story. But that would require investigation, thought, etc.
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I don’t see how that’s remotely possible once they look at his Bookscan numbers and — crucially — the fact that he hasn’t delivered a manuscript for several years. As long as a publisher knows you can produce, you’re more than halfway to getting a contract. They give a lot of advances to would-be authors who can’t knuckle down and get shit done. You know, like Pat’s recent years.
No publisher will touch him with a barge pole in light of the mess he’s created. And that’s before you figure in his utterly repulsive personality and toxic, low-engagement tweets focused exclusively on political bullshit, boring DIY and fat selfies.
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Off topic a bit (I’m so sorry, @OldGravyEgg) but what does this guy’s username look like it’s short for? He’s a YooCrane P@t reply guy.
Am I crazy?
Am I crazy?
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My agent is intrigued = My agent is shocked that I would think of writing such garbage but is too afraid to say it’s shit, and is hoping I don’t finish this.
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I guarantee that the most his agent had to say about it was “LMK when you have an outline and sample chapters.” That was three years ago. Pat is a distant memory to both agents and publishers.