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Yeah, he’s wasted tonight.

More Worser

Not Mexican. Not jewish. NOT bald.😡
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AntSucks

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I remember when Battlestar Galactica was popular people talked about how it was an allegory for America and terrorism, and it definitely started out like that. But then they had plotlines where people were hearing All Around The Watchtower in their head and realizing they were robots all along and were lovers in previous lives. If it makes it past one or two seasons nearly all SF descends into silly fan service nonsense.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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He’s now drunkingly quoting some gay Star Wars shit and talking about how much he loves the show. I’m not even going to post it, it’s fawking embarrassing.

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This feeble-minded buffoon thinks this is some rich subtext rather than just a very generic and obvious bit of exposition.

In the end the Mandalorians all find a way to work together culminating in their fractured societies living in harmony once again. You know, just like Pat doesn’t actually want to happen here since all Republicans should be hunted and executed.
 

Joe Eyed Cow

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A little side note about this picture. If there's any Brotherman looking to lose weight, this is a good start. I followed in my brothers footsteps after he lost 50 pounds, and I never realized how much of a fucking flat out pig slob I was until I started fasting. It's tough but worth it; I'm down twenty pounds since I started a little while ago.

It just takes effort, Patrick, but I know you won't listen. Go fuck yourself, faggot.
Does it really work with only 4.5 hours
 

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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Does it really work with only 4.5 hours
Honestly I haven't tried that short of a fast but I'd imagine there'd be benefits. Everyone's body is different. Speaking from my experience, a twenty four hour fast has me losing a half-pound or full pound a day when I combine it with my time in the gym. And I only get one meal and really have to watch what I eat and work on resisting cravings. Plain old diet and exercise overall you know blah blah blah

Patrick, the only merit your existence holds is serving as a textbook example of how a person's narcissism can slowly ruin not only their life but the lives of their loved ones.

Nice inspiring me to never be like you, stupid.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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A little side note about this picture. If there's any Brotherman looking to lose weight, this is a good start. I followed in my brothers footsteps after he lost 50 pounds, and I never realized how much of a fucking flat out pig slob I was until I started fasting. It's tough but worth it; I'm down twenty pounds since I started a little while ago.

It just takes effort, Patrick, but I know you won't listen. Go fuck yourself, faggot.
ANYONE CAN DO IT
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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A little side note about this picture. If there's any Brotherman looking to lose weight, this is a good start. I followed in my brothers footsteps after he lost 50 pounds, and I never realized how much of a fucking flat out pig slob I was until I started fasting. It's tough but worth it; I'm down twenty pounds since I started a little while ago.

It just takes effort, Patrick, but I know you won't listen. Go fuck yourself, faggot.

Fasting is one of the greatest things you can do. You feel light, energetic - it’s nice.

That and just eating when you feel hungry, eating real organic food full of nutrition and only eating enough to not feel hungry is a cheat code in life. ANYONE CAN DO IT!
 

bantadant

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Gotta respect anyone that's actually putting in the effort to lose weight.

Some other easy things to do that have helped me are drinking a lot of water directly before a meal, and then eat your meals slower since it takes your body a while to realize that you've had enough food and it's easy to overeat when you're just cramming food in your mouth like it's a race
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Of all the fucking crazy things he says, that is definitely the craziest. He would stop being called fat if he simply owned up to or it, or even said, "yeah, I could lose more than a few pounds." But he can't let the idiots win. Great advice to an autistic moron, mother Raven.
It was wild when we hadnt seen a photo of him for months then he posted that pic at a baseball game and he was so bloated.

 
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