WWAWT unknowingly doing something hilarious to someone and them never knowing about it?

[guest]

He was actually fairly normal otherwise. Always somehow had a hot girlfriend, went to parties and stuff.

So was this guy. Athlete, decent grades, successful pussy hound all through his teens and 20s. Just a filthy bastard on top of it.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

My school had a shitter too. He would drop hammers on the floor inside the stall instead of in the toilet. Shit on home plate of the local baseball field, and had a few other good ones.
He was actually fairly normal otherwise. Always somehow had a hot girlfriend, went to parties and stuff.

We had a dude shit in a urinal. Assembly with principal shaming us etc

 

[Phish]

We had a dude shit in a urinal. Assembly with principal shaming us etc

We had a serial shitter as well. He would shit on the picnic tables, benches, anything, and stick firecrackers/an m80 in it and blow it up so it flung it everywhere. Never did figure out who it was though.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Poor Quasi

 

[EraGodless]

This doesn't really fit the title of the thread but I had a friend at school, let's call him Frank, who went through a weird shitting phase at around 13/14 years old. I doubt it would've happened in a coeducational environment but it was an all-boys school so the degeneracy was unfiltered. The headmaster called an assembly after a "phantom shitter" had left logs in the basins in various washrooms. He was purple in the face with rage and described it as "a depraved act committed by a verifiable lunatic" and promised that the culprit would be expelled and that psychiatric help would be recommended to the phantom's parents. Well, I caught him. Squatting over a sink with his eyes closed in serene concentration. When he saw me, he grinned sheepishly and I couldn't help burst out laughing. I told a couple of mates but he never got caught and just stopped doing it after that. I still know the guy and did a group zoom call with him and a couple of other old friends a few weeks ago and someone brought it up. He shook his head in an embarrassed way but still can't offer any explanation as to his motivation.

Another time he took a shit in a phone booth in Central London and wiped his arse with a McDonald's cup. He could have walked into a pub or restaurant and used the facilities but no.

His crowning shitting moment though was on a school trip. There was this spergy dork who everyone bullied and Frank shat in a bowl and, using a butter knife, spread some on the cheek of the dork while he was sleeping. Just disgusting. When the dork woke up the next morning he had a rash on his cheek. As we all know the smell of human shit is unmistakable. He knew what it was. But perhaps out of some weird sense of pride or shame he couldn't admit it. Frank roared with laughter in his face and told him it was shit. This dork James, in a kind of Tomlinson way, was uh-uh-ing him and said he knew it was wholegrain mustard because he's allergic to it and it gives him a rash.

Girls came in to the school at 16 and, unsurprisingly, vile shit like that stopped practically overnight.

I have not heard the term, "phantom shitter," in eons (1980's). It was a favorite of my dad-

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

These stories are shattering my ribs, holy shit.

 

[aRTie02150]

Hahahaha I remember relay services. I used to make them act out scenes from movies and videogames. I remember one of them actually laughing because he knew exactly what he was reading. The first introduction to Saint's Row. It was a new game at the time and he sounded young.

I'm crying laughing right now because I had to look this intro up.



I remember the relay guy laughed right when he got to the "man, fuck the rollers." line. My buddy Leo was on the other line trying not to laugh himself.

I remember doing this all through a Sidekick 2 phone.

 

[guest]

Most annoying kid in school was named Jack Cohen. Figures. One weekend at midnight we went to his house and my friend Andy took a dump on his house's welcome mat.

 

[Phish]

Most annoying kid in school was named Jack Cohen. Figures. One weekend at midnight we went to his house and my friend Andy took a dump on his house's welcome mat.

Someone in my family shit in a bag and smeared it all over the inside and outside of the new Pakistani people who moved into our neighborhood. It was like ‘02 and our little town had never seen a muslim or someone ina burka before, so…i guess in his teenage mind, a good shitbox was “payback for a couple of towers”. It was hilarious to hear about afterwards, but fucking vile. Absolutely vile.

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

This doesn't really fit the title of the thread but I had a friend at school, let's call him Frank, who went through a weird shitting phase at around 13/14 years old. I doubt it would've happened in a coeducational environment but it was an all-boys school so the degeneracy was unfiltered. The headmaster called an assembly after a "phantom shitter" had left logs in the basins in various washrooms. He was purple in the face with rage and described it as "a depraved act committed by a verifiable lunatic" and promised that the culprit would be expelled and that psychiatric help would be recommended to the phantom's parents. Well, I caught him. Squatting over a sink with his eyes closed in serene concentration. When he saw me, he grinned sheepishly and I couldn't help burst out laughing. I told a couple of mates but he never got caught and just stopped doing it after that. I still know the guy and did a group zoom call with him and a couple of other old friends a few weeks ago and someone brought it up. He shook his head in an embarrassed way but still can't offer any explanation as to his motivation.

Another time he took a shit in a phone booth in Central London and wiped his arse with a McDonald's cup. He could have walked into a pub or restaurant and used the facilities but no.

His crowning shitting moment though was on a school trip. There was this spergy dork who everyone bullied and Frank shat in a bowl and, using a butter knife, spread some on the cheek of the dork while he was sleeping. Just disgusting. When the dork woke up the next morning he had a rash on his cheek. As we all know the smell of human shit is unmistakable. He knew what it was. But perhaps out of some weird sense of pride or shame he couldn't admit it. Frank roared with laughter in his face and told him it was shit. This dork James, in a kind of Tomlinson way, was uh-uh-ing him and said he knew it was wholegrain mustard because he's allergic to it and it gives him a rash.

Girls came in to the school at 16 and, unsurprisingly, vile shit like that stopped practically overnight.

Was it CuntFucker?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

we had a shitter in high school who left logs in the library books.. among the many other cliche spots like urinals and on top of the toilet seat. he also enjoyed flashing his cock in the hallways

 

[guest]

In 10th grade, this kid that I detested shows up to school with cornrows. He was white, so it looked ridiculous. He was a popular jock, played basketball, but he still got shit on relentlessly over the hair. So we're in math class and I sat right next to him. Kid was on the verge of tears and saying he was gonna take out the cornrows that night. Me, being a scheming little faggot, wanted him to keep them in and get made fun of more. So I told him how cool his hair was and that he should keep it that way. He noticeably perked up and thanked me, and kept his hair like that for two weeks. He finally took them out after a road game where I guess people in the crowd were talking all sorts of shit and made him cry.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

My friend told me he steals a family photo from every house he visits then puts them in his collection

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Someone in my family shit in a bag and smeared it all over the inside and outside of the new Pakistani people who moved into our neighborhood. It was like ‘02 and our little town had never seen a muslim or someone ina burka before, so…i guess in his teenage mind, a good shitbox was “payback for a couple of towers”. It was hilarious to hear about afterwards, but fucking vile. Absolutely vile.

Use their own tactics against them, nice

 

[Imager]

My friend told me he steals a family photo from every house he visits then puts them in his collection

For some reason that sounds like serial killer shit to me.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

For some reason that sounds like serial killer shit to me.

Could be but it had me loffin with how odd it is. I probably wouldn't notice if a small frame was taken from my mantle, and if I did I wouldn't suspect a known guest stole it for a personal collection. It's funny with friends family photos.

 

[Phish]

Could be but it had me loffin with how odd it is. I probably wouldn't notice if a small frame was taken from my mantle, and if I did I wouldn't suspect a known guest stole it for a personal collection. It's funny with friends family photos.

Hes selling the photos of the children to Weimer.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Years ago we all went to his house and his dad had one of those digital picture frames. While my friend was in another room we saw a vacation photo pop up of his mom in a bikini (hilarious) so we were loffin. Then the next photo was the same photo but just cropped to her tits, so we started HOWLING. When he came back we told him it was something else.

Funny shit I bet his dad would jo to sfw vacation pics of his wife.