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I treat myself with alcohol often.
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I got this, brotherman!
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Can we take bets on that?
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God be with you no bs
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Here are the opening lines:
Wormkiller goes to hooligans and the wrestling show with his damaged GF and returns home without incident. +10,000
Wormkiller catches a DV or assault charge at some point on the trip. -120
Wormkiller catches a DWI/DUI at some point in the trip. +200
Wormkiller catches a disorderly conduct/drunk in public charge. -300
Wormkiller attempts to confront Rick in person. -800
Wormkiller makes it to the wrestling show and gets a funny sign on TV. +250
This episode results in some kind of court appearance. -25,000
Wormkiller is dead or locked up before June. PK
Wormkiller goes to hooligans and the wrestling show with his damaged GF and returns home without incident. +10,000
Wormkiller catches a DV or assault charge at some point on the trip. -120
Wormkiller catches a DWI/DUI at some point in the trip. +200
Wormkiller catches a disorderly conduct/drunk in public charge. -300
Wormkiller attempts to confront Rick in person. -800
Wormkiller makes it to the wrestling show and gets a funny sign on TV. +250
This episode results in some kind of court appearance. -25,000
Wormkiller is dead or locked up before June. PK
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Omw back now. Love ya miss ya see you soon, brothermen!
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Good luck brotherman
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That's pretty retarded. Some guys just can't handle parole.
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I don’t understand how a grown man can get that hammered from low alcohol beer. I’m not an actual tough guy or anything but I just don’t think I could drink enough liquid fast enough to get me there without being full or puking first.
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Stay strong brother, you got this!
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I actually wish I could. Anyone who drinks wishes it would just take a few drinks to get you to where you gotta go-- I can drink a liter and function and not make an ass out if myself. It sucks.
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Not trying to brag or nothin but I can kill a fifth of makers mark and still get my dick just barely hard enough to throw my wife a subpar low effort fuck. I’m basically like Don Draper except with a smaller hog, less money and less charisma. OK so actually I’m nothing like Don Draper other than being an alcoholic
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Yeah if I’m doing the math right, a 12 oz 5% beer is the same alcohol as a shot of 80 proof liquor. So if you drank a 12 pack that’s like 12 shots. That’s enough to get pretty drunk but I can’t imagine drinking 12 beers in a short amount of time. That’s more than a gallon of liquid. And I think MGD is less than 5% abv..
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very freaky, good luck you fuckin nut
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Yeah man, that's tough. Just be honest with your parole officer about your feelings for him & maybe try standup or corralling an orbit of tranny dicks to simp over. Thanks for your call, man
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I can drink half a liter of spirits (20 units) and you wouldn't notice the difference.
Mind you, throw ONE different drink on top of that and I'll be waking up in my clothes.
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It's a tough one, man.
