WWAWT Alcohol Treatment

[guest]

Seriously though, I'll see you beautiful motherfuckers in about a week or two. I'll let you know if anything funny happens while I'm in there.

Edit: it's this or parole violation, so I'll take this over being locked up until 2024

 

[Jizz]

Good luck brotherman, stay strong. You going to detox or rehab?

 

[guest]

Good luck brotherman, stay strong. You going to detox or rehab?

Rehab. I'm not bad enough that I get DTs, I just got caught drunk by my PO

 

[guest]

Nice! Good luck brotherman! It will be a breeze. A couple days of Valium and then a couple weeks of boring groups. It will fly by.

What happened?

 

[guest]

Nice! Good luck brotherman! It will be a breeze. A couple days of Valium and then a couple weeks of boring groups. It will fly by.

What happened?

I got blackout drunk and called my parole officer and told him I was going to kick his ass. And then I made him put a supervisor on the phone and I told him I would fight him too. They gave me the ultimatum of inpatient treatment or parole violation so I'm taking the inpatient treatment.

 

[guest]

Rehab. I'm not bad enough that I get DTs, I just got caught drunk by my PO

what are you, 5?
that scuuuuuuuuumbag really motherfucked you
next time take phenibut instead. or kratom. child. gl.

 

[guest]

Stay strong brotherman. Ricci bless you

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Good luck, buddy. If begin to struggle, just ask yourself WWJHD.

 

[Meownaw]

Love ya miss ya *sniff*

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I got blackout drunk and called my parole officer and told him I was going to kick his ass. And then I made him put a supervisor on the phone and I told him I would fight him too. They gave me the ultimatum of inpatient treatment or parole violation so I'm taking the inpatient treatment.

So your 21 year old girlfriend is more mature than you. That is a pretty funny thing to do though, I’ll give you that. Just don’t be a cumia and come out a worse drunk than before. Best of luck.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

The alliance stands with you all the way brother!

We are rooting for you.

 

[guest]

So your 21 year old girlfriend is more mature than you. That is a pretty funny thing to do though, I’ll give you that. Just don’t be a cumia and come out a worse drunk than before. Best of luck.

She's 19.

 

[guest]

I got blackout drunk and called my parole officer and told him I was going to kick his ass. And then I made him put a supervisor on the phone and I told him I would fight him too. They gave me the ultimatum of inpatient treatment or parole violation so I'm taking the inpatient treatment.

Why can’t you behave?

 

[guest]

Why can’t you behave?

Because of the alcohol.

 

[guest]

Because of the alcohol.

You chose a case of natty light over being there for your children for 2 years, typical nigger behavior.

You should be blowing your PO and his boss for not throwing you in the clink where you belong.

 

[guest]

You chose a case of natty light over being there for your children for 2 years, typical nigger behavior.

You should be blowing your PO and his boss for not throwing you in the clink where you belong.

You don't know anything about my kids, punk ass bitch. I couldn't see them anyway because they are out of state with their mom.

And it was Miller high life. Faggot.

 

[guest]

You don't know anything about my kids, punk ass bitch. I couldn't see them anyway because they are out of state with their mom.

And it was Miller high life. Faggot.

Fifty years ago we’d have you hanging upside down with a fork in your ass

 

[guest]

Fifty years ago we’d have you hanging upside down with a fork in your ass

[SIZE=26px]THROW HIS ASS OUT HE'S A NIGGER![/SIZE]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I got blackout drunk and called my parole officer and told him I was going to kick his ass. And then I made him put a supervisor on the phone and I told him I would fight him too. They gave me the ultimatum of inpatient treatment or parole violation so I'm taking the inpatient treatment.

Are there recordings?

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[guest]

Are there recordings?

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Yea he played them for me in his office while making this face at me: