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WWAWD NFL season?

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Everyone is fellating the Dolphins and hyping the upcoming game vs. Buffalo, but Buffalo is going to beat Miami and beat them easily. If the Dolphins can hang with the Bills, I'll be genuinely stunned. They'll give some teams fits this season, but they're not a Bills caliber team right now. My guess would be 38-17, something like that.
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I shouted fucking nigger no less than 15 times today. My bills lost.
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Just kidding. I'll be an annoying faggot during the Denver game tonight so keep this gif ready for me.
 

HR@PaneraBread

10 people use this account, not CB, We Are Panera!
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Holy shit. I've (hangs head in shame) been following the Dolphins since forever and I am STUNNED. I legit expected them to get totally slaughtered today. Last year, Buffalo ran them straight into the turf. Big win for them.
We put them at 6-11 in that thread about their stupid coach. Honestly, there are so many worse takes than saying they were going to get squashed today. Josh Allen had 40 minutes on the field and couldn't put them away. He missed some really routine throws.
 
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We put them at 6-11 in that thread about their stupid coach. Honestly, there are so many worse takes than saying they were going to get squashed today. Josh Allen had 40 minutes on the field and couldn't put them away. He missed some really routine throws.
I've seen it a hundred times before. Miami wins a couple games and everyone's all excited, then they play a real team and get pulverized. Last year in week two they played the Bills and within a few plays it was over. So it's highly unexpected.
 
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How many of you retards went "What's that?" internally when they said "chip" and "chipper" in the span of three seconds just now? I did. I'm a faggot.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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How many of you retards went "What's that?" internally when they said "chip" and "chipper" in the span of three seconds just now? I did. I'm a faggot.
How do you feel about having "Lets Ride" Russell as your QB for the foreseeable future?
 
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How do you feel about having "Lets Ride" Russell as your QB for the foreseeable future?
Conflicted, to say the least. I have a lot of family in Washington, and I've been trashing his phony, cornball bullshit for years to them. I hoped it might be a little toned down in Denver, but then he said "Let's ride" and showed up to training camp wearing his own fucking jersey. Boy did I hear about that one. If he can figure out the red zone again and get Denver back to the playoffs, awesome. I want him to play well, of course. But goddamn do all of his former teammates hate him. I'm not gonna be a Russ apologist if he does end up being past his prime and shitty. Giving him an extension before he even took a snap is almost guaranteed to not work out.
 
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