Gotta keep your head on a swivel. Lots of problems in that colony
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
WWAWD Faggot Fire Ants Stinging the Fuck Outta You When You Accidentally Step On Their Little City
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I got roiped by a pack of hopper ants once, those niggers jumped after me and got in my shoes and bit the fuck out of me. I wish I took a picture of my feet, they were swollen and blotchy red. I poured diesel down their nest and lit the cunt on fire and committed an ant holocaust later on.
What are some of them other insects you fellas got over there, ever see any of those big ass spiders?
You lie!!!I got roiped by a pack of hopper ants once, those niggers jumped after me and got in my shoes and bit the fuck out of me. I wish I took a picture of my feet, they were swollen and blotchy red. I poured diesel down their nest and lit the cunt on fire and committed an ant holocaust later on.
In northern Queensland where the weather's more exotic you get those tarantulas and shit. A regular thing for me is huntsman spiders which are non-toxic and they're big and scary, but they're actually good to have because they fight/eat other little pests and they don't make webs. If I catch one I don't kill it, I take it outside and leave it be.
My grandfather would actually pick them up with his bare, calloused hands and carry them around. Well, he was probably drunk.
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No that’s definitely wasps. Quick escalation to violence. I was swarmed by them once and it fuckin sucked cock
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In my parents' old house they used to get these ants nests in the outer brick wall of the garage every summer.
I went through a phase from about the ages of 9-11 of getting WD-40 and a lighter and, not just burning them, but playing a game where they were an advanced civilisation with infrastructure, language, industry and nightly news programming and I was me, but to them was simply a giant, merciless, fire-spewing monster, lead story on their panicked evening news broadcasts. I particularly enjoyed watching the winged females cook.
I never graduated to small animals and then prostitutes but, in retrospect, it was probably indicative of some form of low-grade psychopathy.
I went through a phase from about the ages of 9-11 of getting WD-40 and a lighter and, not just burning them, but playing a game where they were an advanced civilisation with infrastructure, language, industry and nightly news programming and I was me, but to them was simply a giant, merciless, fire-spewing monster, lead story on their panicked evening news broadcasts. I particularly enjoyed watching the winged females cook.
I never graduated to small animals and then prostitutes but, in retrospect, it was probably indicative of some form of low-grade psychopathy.
Nah that's based. Psychopathy is killing animals minding their own business; I won't kill mice but I've smashed rats with a shovel and kicked some over the fence like a football. There's an instinctive difference between friendly creatures and vermin.
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My uncle killed his own dog with a hammer in front of me and my sister. Granted, the dog had just bitten my sister on the arm, and near an artery, but it was still fucked. That still seems psycho to me but the guy is the most honest, nice, straight arrow guy you could meet. But he brained his own dog in front of his 12 year old nephew and 9 year old niece. He didn't even seem that angry at the time. People are weird.
The off topic phones are fawkin lighting up today
Yeah that's probably what fucked with your head for years to come. It wasn't burning ants.
I'm no Dr. Melfi but I'm gonna guess that whatever fucked up emotions your uncle had were concealed with alcohol. Not saying he's an alcoholic, but what Englishman doesn't have a break-in-case-of-emergency bottle somewhere, right?
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He's not English or an alkie. He was a heavy smoker and had a lot of stress at work and a cunt of a wife but pushed it all down until he had like 5 heart attacks, 2 different cancers and type 2 diabetes. Never fat, always a big smile on his face, outwardly a real gent but a lot of anger and stress just bubbling under the surface. Miraculously he's still alive somehow. He's not even 70 yet but has like 20% heart function. Miracles of modern medicine
Could be worse, imagine how Joseph feels when it’s horn fly season:
Please tell me he's some weird German autist.
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He's half German and studied physics at university so kind of.
Achso achso. Yeah I know the type. Krauts, dude.