WWAWD Faggot Fire Ants Stinging the Fuck Outta You When You Accidentally Step On Their Little City

The Torquis de Lard

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I got roiped by a pack of hopper ants once, those niggers jumped after me and got in my shoes and bit the fuck out of me. I wish I took a picture of my feet, they were swollen and blotchy red. I poured diesel down their nest and lit the cunt on fire and committed an ant holocaust later on.


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Jacques De Gautier
I got roiped by a pack of hopper ants once, those niggers jumped after me and got in my shoes and bit the fuck out of me. I wish I took a picture of my feet, they were swollen and blotchy red. I poured diesel down their nest and lit the cunt on fire and committed an ant holocaust later on.


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Your diesel is flammable?
 

The Torquis de Lard

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I don't think the standard diesel fuel in the US is flammable but I'm stupid which doesn't help matters
It's sort of greasy so if you're trying to light something in a damp area I can see it being hard to light. It should light up though. Like I say, it's slow and not explosive so it's safer than throwing fucking gas on a fire lol.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
It's sort of greasy so if you're trying to light something in a damp area I can see it being hard to light. It should light up though. Like I say, it's slow and not explosive so it's safer than throwing fucking gas on a fire lol.
I've never used diesel to start a campfire, but I have used motor oil. Guessing it's similar, you need paper or something to burn hot enough to ignite the oil, then it's off to the races.
 

The Torquis de Lard

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I've never used diesel to start a campfire, but I have used motor oil. Guessing it's similar, you need paper or something to burn hot enough to ignite the oil, then it's off to the races.
I ball up newspaper and use that, but we also have gum leaves and when they're dead and brown they'll light up in seconds from a Bic lighter. A safe thing to use is those white firelighter blocks, they're good because they'll stay on fire for five minutes or so.
 
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