WWAW your parents throwing out recreational drugs?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I chased you up the stairs and grabbed you by the back of the shirt and choked you with it and threw you on the floor and kicked you it's only because I care, Harold. I love you and you're tearing my FUCKING HEART OUT YOU FUCKING BASTARD I'LL KILL YA!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I chased you up the stairs and grabbed you by the back of the shirt and choked you with it and threw you on the floor and kicked you it's only because I care, Harold. I love you and you're tearing my FUCKING HEART OUT YOU FUCKING BASTARD I'LL KILL YA!!

I didn't mean that part at the end. This is just what you fucking do to me. Because I love you and I am concerned for your well being. And sometimes when you love somebody who isn't acting the way you want them to, the only thing to do is to threaten them and intimidate them with violence.

 

[cachorro]

Fawk.. after all your hard work you're still a junkie looking to score. Gotta face facts, dude. You wanted to tighten your shit up before you get more serious with your girl, remember? Get on that.

Barren Spinster vs Junkie Fuckup

GO

 

[RobertMewler]

Barren Spinster vs Junkie Fuckup

GO

Boq? Is that you?

 

[cachorro]

Boq? Is that you?

Yeah it’s me, Boq, because that is the only person here that would take a dig at your inability to bear children.

 

[RobertMewler]

Yeah it’s me, Boq, because that is the only person here that would take a dig at your inability to bear children.

SALTY.

 

[cachorro]

SALTY.

I don’t even dislike you, just busting balls. Er, sorry, I mean ovaries. Er, sorry I mean crochet hooks?

 

[RobertMewler]

I don’t even dislike you, just busting balls. Er, sorry, I mean ovaries. Er, sorry I mean crochet hooks?

Something like that.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

SALTY.

The Libanites don’t know how to behave without their master. So they sit there and seethe, like the Boqcels they are.

 

[cachorro]

Something like that.

Look Mews, we both hate Jews blacks and that’s what really matters.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don’t even dislike you, just busting balls. Er, sorry, I mean ovaries. Er, sorry I mean crochet hooks?

Is that your bit? Busting women's balls? I'll bust ON your balls, hopscotch.

 

[RobertMewler]

Look Mews, we both hate Jews blacks and that’s what really matters.

Me: THANK YOU!

 

[RobertMewler]

I didn't mean that part at the end. This is just what you fucking do to me. Because I love you and I am concerned for your well being. And sometimes when you love somebody who isn't acting the way you want them to, the only thing to do is to threaten them and intimidate them with violence.

I wish Harry were here right now to accept your loving embrace. He really needed you this day.

 

[cachorro]

Is that your bit? Busting women's balls? I'll bust ON your balls, hopscotch.

I EARNED those!!!

The Libanites don’t know how to behave without their master. So they sit there and seethe, like the Boqcels they are.

BOO! I’m a scary anti christ demon ya scared?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I EARNED those!!!


BOO! I’m a scary anti christ demon ya scared?

No Libanite. Wait for the Boq. He will then throw you off a building in quaint, and multifaceted ways.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I wish Harry were here right now to accept your loving embrace. He really needed you this day.

With my shining example, he now knows how to deal with his own boy doing drugs. You just smash stuff up, throw him around a bit, and scream at the top of your lungs that you love him but you'll knock him the fuck out. And then you tell HIM to swing out of nowhere and he won't because you're acting like a psychopath and he's scared.

YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE OL ABE, HARRY? YOU HEAR THAT, MEWLER? BIG BAD HARRY'S GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH OUT THE OL MAN! *Mewler wails from the other room "please don't hurt the boy, Abe!" and collapses onto the floor in tears* SWING! SWING YOU FUCKING PUSSY! You won't. You're nothing. You'll always be nothing. You're a coward. I love you and I care about you and you are destroying this family. Look at your poor Mewler. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR FUCKIN MEWLER, HAROLD!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

With my shining example, he now knows how to deal with his own boy doing drugs. You just smash stuff up, throw him around a bit, and scream at the top of your lungs that you love him but you'll knock him the fuck out. And then you tell HIM to swing out of nowhere and he won't because you're acting like a psychopath and he's scared.

YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE OL ABE, HARRY? YOU HEAR THAT, MEWLER? BIG BAD HARRY'S GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH OUT THE OL MAN! *Mewler wails from the other room "please don't hurt the boy, Abe!" and collapses onto the floor in tears* SWING! SWING YOU FUCKING PUSSY! You won't. You're nothing. You'll always be nothing. You're a coward. I love you and I care about you and you are destroying this family. Look at your poor Mewler. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR FUCKIN MEWLER, HAROLD!!

Mewler gets between me and Harry as I'm about to hit him with a beer bottle because I love him and care about him. I throw Mewler to the side and she hits her head on the counter opening up a small cut above her eyebrow. Harry sees this and finally stands up to me. He beats me to death in a furious druggie rage. He says "Don't worry, Mew. He ain't gonna hurt us no more." Credits roll.

 

[Guest]

@BUBBLER IS A UNFUNNY FAG , Come get yo mans

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mewler gets between me and Harry as I'm about to hit him with a beer bottle because I love him and care about him. I throw Mewler to the side and she hits her head on the counter opening up a small cut above her eyebrow. Harry sees this and finally stands up to me. He beats me to death in a furious druggie rage. He says "Don't worry, Mew. He ain't gonna hurt us no more." Credits roll.

I deserve a posthumous Oscar for this shit.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

My mom threw an oz of weed down the toilet, I was gonna sell it later that day too.