You know what will take care of this problem? Onnit + kettle bells. I get my medical advice from Joe Rogan.
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My fucking back hurts like fuck. It makes me ornery and short with my family. The fucked up thing in my spine pinches a nerve and gives me horrible sciatica so my leg and asscheek also hurt like fuck. I fell and took a huge drop down a fucking cliff years ago and landed on my side so my fucking shoulder hurts like fuck too. The entire left side of my body is fucked. I fucking hate everything. This is why I deserve to steal valor.
Landmine! Has suckened my dick! Fuckened my ass!
I have a home gym you East Indiango to the gym and start lifting weights you useless sack of shit
I love you too, sport. My gf has also suggested yoga. I've never given it much thought because she's a stupit bitch. You've never steered me wrong so I'll get her to show me how to do it.I fell badly in my early 20s and didn't get it checked out. Had back pain on and off but it didn't get really bad until I was about 30 and took a road trip that obviously involved sitting in the car for 3 days in a row. After that I got these shooting pains in the small of my back that were the worst pain I've ever experienced. It was especially bad at night in bed. Moving my position in bed felt like hot knives being stuck in me. I literally cried a few times. Baths, booze, ibuprofen, nothing really helped. It wasn't as bad if I was standing but sitting or lying down was unbearable.
Here's where it gets gay. I mentioned it to a friend of mine and he'd just got together with this hippy chick. She's a yoga instructor and suggested I try it. Fuck it, I thought, what's there to lose.
After a week of half an hour a day I could sleep at night. After a couple of weeks the pain had literally disappeared. I carried on with it out of caution for a couple of months and then stopped. The pain hasn't come back (touch wood) so far and that was almost 10 years ago. Not saying it will help you necessarily but try it maybe. Hope you feel better, Abe.
I love you.
McGowan.
I mean, the best loff is after you realize your friend isn’t dead, and instead a fucking idiot who fell. It’s in our blood for that to be hilarious. Your friends would be faggots if they didn’t laugh at you.They didn't because they're stupid fuckheads. We were drunk, all hugging and crying like faggots because our other buddy just got smushed by a big rig and they thought I died too lol. I never went to the hospital or anything and they started laughing at me pretty much as soon as they realized I was alive.
Someone by me was just giving away an inversion table a while ago and I missed it. It's definitely sitting in some hillbilly's scrap pile.buy an incline table, drink more water
they rule, i have a shit back from this huge dickSomeone by me was just giving away an inversion table a while ago and I missed it. It's definitely sitting in some hillbilly's scrap pile.
Even in death, we carry the burden and feel the pain.they rule, i have a shit back from this huge dick
Even in death, we carry the burden and feel the pain.
The goddamn sacrifices we've made for this country....
Yeah. The whole plot of The Godfather ultimately centers around me.no joke, i didnt realize your character was such a big character. i always thought you were just making the movie about yourself like how you said good burger was about you working at a burger place with some inner city youths and you teach them literacy thru cooking
I love you too, sport. My gf has also suggested yoga. I've never given it much thought because she's a stupit bitch. You've never steered me wrong so I'll get her to show me how to do it.
I can't really talk about what happened working on Keaton's Cop. There was a lot of seedy stuff happening and I was told is I ever opened my mouth I'd get my earlobes cut off. The earlobes are how I make the big bucks.Yoga is legit. Gosia has been doing it for a very long time, and she's never sore or in any pain from muscles. The day she is, I'm afraid I might have to shoot her like a horse.
Time to ask them hard questions, Abe: did this injury occur with Don Rickles and Lee Majors on the set of Keaton's Cop? No judgment.
Shit pisses me off and is the reason I never go to the doctor or the hospital despite it being free here. They treat you like you're a pussy and whatever you're dealing with that is bad enough to turn to them isn't a big deal and everyone is probably dealing with it.Atleast there's logic and reason behind your suffering...there was a fall, it messed shit up...hence, pain
WWAWD sudden, unexplainable illness? No cause, no cure, nada...Doctors get fed up with you right as you become more and more desperate for answers, while also slowly being overcome with the realization that your pain and illness will soon become not an object of sympathy, but a burden to your family and friends.
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