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I tried about a month ago but she doesn't even wash it anymore, Enjoyerster.
The turkish taffy foreskin, with the smell of vomit I just can't take anymore.
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WWAW with wanting to dump your wife for a piece of ass ten years younger than you?
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The turkish taffy foreskin, with the smell of vomit I just can't take anymore.
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Way head of you, funster.
I already have a shell company setup in the Caymans, "Blarney Stone LLC."
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The Irish practically lived off smegma during the great potato famine, funster.
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I've heard the oral history of the Mullen tribe in the land of Munster Ireland, brother.
With Irish peckers so small, it would take hundreds of men to make one decent meal.
Munster - Wikipedia
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Is your young slice that psycho girl you interviewed danster? You know, the one that may actually be swatting Rick? Is that why she carved “equity compensation” in her left quadricep with a scalpel?
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Nah, funster.
This is a girl in the equity business I use to talk to when she got into it several years back but it didn't go much further than talking. I was bored one day and decided to message her on linkedin last week, and now we talk on the phone for fawkin hours.
She turns 29 next week on the 23rd, Thanksgiving. So you can say the present I'm getting her is stuffing the bird or sumptin. tss
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29? still fertile. You can continue the Mullen lineage with a legitimate heir. Time to seed brotherman
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Irish and Spanish is a deadly combination, brother. We'll see.
I sure can't have a bussy baby with Flav.
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Do you ever catch yourself doing the "ster" thing to people in real life now?
The DMAN has to stop himself from calling himself The DMAN a lot to the people.
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Took her to lunch again, funsters.
We went to this restaurant complex in downtown Kingston, and she purposely took this secluded stairwell where I gave her that famous Mullen tongue action again while she gripped by 5 inch hammer. I get all the girls sopping wet since she was wearing jeans and crossed her legs because she thought she was going leak through.
teehee
We went to this restaurant complex in downtown Kingston, and she purposely took this secluded stairwell where I gave her that famous Mullen tongue action again while she gripped by 5 inch hammer. I get all the girls sopping wet since she was wearing jeans and crossed her legs because she thought she was going leak through.
teehee
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What did you order at lunch? Did you get her the calamari and then eat three of them at once off her plate? Classic Mullen PowerMove
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She considered sushi but then decided on a small steak sandwich, but only had half, brother.
She's a tiny thing so she doesn't eat a lot. I'm seeing her again today. Looking forward to eating her face and groping that 10/10 ass.
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Nothing better than getting your shillelagh polished during working hours