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WWAW with wanting to dump your wife for a piece of ass ten years younger than you?
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Leave it alone, funster.
Flava Flav has been a cold fish for awhile, funster. She's in a homosexual relationship with the garbage men.
New funster is a spitfire Latina, without a penis. She's thick as fuck, but the hot kind. Not fat. Great ass. And she's 5'1 and I can pick her up with my 5'8 retard strength and slam her against the wall with reckless abandon. I meet her at 1 for lunch.
Await the ejaculation.
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Met her outside Equity HQ and went to lunch, funster. On the way back to her job, we stopped in a side street and she really wanted kiss. I leaned in and gave her that Mullen tongue action and made her so weak in the knees, she was aching for it.
So yeah, this divorce proceeding is going to be BREWTUL
So yeah, this divorce proceeding is going to be BREWTUL
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Where do you autists get your gossip?
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I think a lot of us just change our usernames.
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Was it good? How's her marraige?
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There is not gossip, rascal. This is from the funster's mouth.
Might wait until after the holidays to break it to Flav. Let her have a nice holiday season. New girl already said we can get an apartment and let Flav stay in Castle Mullen for the time being while I inseminate this broad to ludicrious degrees.
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Happy for you, brotherman.
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Thanks, brother.
You know you got a winner when the woman is the one to offer you asshole head when you eventually fuck.
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I think I’m going to abandon my family for the horse-faced zoomer girl in the office whose skirt I looked up. They’ll have to admit that it’s a pretty good gag
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Any pics?
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As I said before, just imagine some 20-something redheaded retard with a “good because she’s young” body and a face like Monty Burns
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Management is loving the direction of the newest Mullen story arc.
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If you can do it, fucking do it.
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Already looking that way, Rapistster.
The way this funster looks at me and gets so giddy. I've never experienced such hunger before from another person for my Irish good looks.
We sat in the foodcourt near her job for lunch. She was across the table and decided to move around and sit next to me and put my hand on her leg, while she stroked my forearm and hand.
She would later confess she wanted me to put my hand up her skirt because she was sopping wet. So I think things are moving smoothly.
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Does she have a sister?
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Probably, women always seem to have a sister
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I gave dan some ridiculous guff on youtube about him not doing the podcast and to my surprise he took me seriously and replied "I've got family stuff to take care of and that comes before the podcast" or something like that.
I'm pretty sure Flavia gave him an ultimatum "Me or you soupid fat patman podacast!"
Looks like Dan misses Patrick and the rascals...
I'm pretty sure Flavia gave him an ultimatum "Me or you soupid fat patman podacast!"
Looks like Dan misses Patrick and the rascals...
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When was the last time you sucked Flavia's dong, Dan @HH Brother? How'd it go?