WWAW with wanting to dump your wife for a piece of ass ten years younger than you?

[HH Brother]

Flava Flav might be getting shipped freight back to the jungle, funsters.

 

[kingship75]

There has to be a re-stocking charge of some sort, no? I’d hate to see you lose a sink.

 

[HH Brother]

There has to be a re-stocking charge of some sort, no? I’d hate to see you lose a sink.

If I lose a sink, to fuck a dime piece forever with a thick ass, thick thighs, nice feet, pretty face, nice titties and no penis, it's all worth it, funster.

 

[Imager]

Whatever happened to do that dude here who was gonna cheat on his wife and did?

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Whatever happened to do that dude here who was gonna cheat on his wife and did?

Probably died. Seems to be the fate of many who walk these hallowed halls

 

[HH Brother]

Whatever happened to do that dude here who was gonna cheat on his wife and did?

Wasn't that Starshiphomo or something, imagester? I think he changed his name.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Whatever happened to do that dude here who was gonna cheat on his wife and did?

That was me. Happy to report I’m now living in a studio apartment near the nigger part of town while my wife’s Jewish divorce lawyer financially rapes me .. but I’ve got a hot tub in the backyard and some delicious young trim with daddy issues coming over this Friday so overall I’d say I came out ahead

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I wish you'd come back to Somerville, funster.

 

[HH Brother]

That was me. Happy to report I’m now living in a studio apartment near the nigger part of town while my wife’s Jewish divorce lawyer financially rapes me .. but I’ve got a hot tub in the backyard and some delicious young trim with daddy issues coming over this Friday so overall I’d say I came out ahead

I feel that, brother.

Really considering dipping into the young, more financially secure cooze that wants to face sit me on the regular. I'm meeting her for a lunch date tomorrow and she's open to spitting in my mouth while we chat.

BTW post the rest of your ex sister in law's butthole if you please.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Vurry disrespectful. Never be a Cumia. Sniff

 

[PickleRickle]

I feel that, brother.

Really considering dipping into the young, more financially secure cooze that wants to face sit me on the regular. I'm meeting her for a lunch date tomorrow and she's open to spitting in my mouth while we chat.

BTW post the rest of your ex sister in law's butthole if you please.

I cant imagine bothering with any woman that isnt facesit worthy.

 

[BootyJuice]

That was me. Happy to report I’m now living in a studio apartment near the nigger part of town while my wife’s Jewish divorce lawyer financially rapes me .. but I’ve got a hot tub in the backyard and some delicious young trim with daddy issues coming over this Friday so overall I’d say I came out ahead

 

[HH Brother]

Vurry disrespectful. Never be a Cumia. Sniff

I know, brother. But she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk.

I cant imagine bothering with any woman that isnt facesit worthy.

Peaching to the choir, funster.

She's gota fat-AZZ-ah.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Have one of your buddies "seduce" your wife, catch her in the act and unsuspiciously remarry the younger broad two weeks after the divorce is finalized, funster.

 

[stealthygeek]

Have one of your buddies "seduce" your wife, catch her in the act and unsuspiciously remarry the younger broad two weeks after the divorce is finalized, funster.

Too many steps for Patton Oswalt.

 

[HH Brother]

Have one of your buddies "seduce" your wife, catch her in the act and unsuspiciously remarry the younger broad two weeks after the divorce is finalized, funster.

If I didn't have Flav right now, this bitch would already have all her shit moved in and eating my asshole this very second, funster.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

If I didn't have Flav right now, this bitch would already have all her shit moved in and eating my asshole this very second, funster.

I think that five sinks are enough to service three people. If Flavs doesn't think so, send her back to Belo Horizonte and don't look back, funster.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I feel that, brother.

Really considering dipping into the young, more financially secure cooze that wants to face sit me on the regular. I'm meeting her for a lunch date tomorrow and she's open to spitting in my mouth while we chat.

BTW post the rest of your ex sister in law's butthole if you please.

 

[kingship75]

If I didn't have Flav right now, this bitch would already have all her shit moved in and eating my asshole this very second, funster.

She sounds lovely and I’m very happy for you.

 

[chocolatehellhole]