wwaw wiping your bum properly?

[Brooke Shields]

You guys ever get shit on your balls from wiping? I wish there was a better way to wipe cause my balls smell like SHIT

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Even when those things say they're flushable, don't flush them.

True fact. They still can get caught in the pipes a create a real fawkin problem.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I use the bathroom sink to wet the toilet paper a bit before I wipe. Unfortunately the sink is on the other side of the bathroom, so I have to waddle back and forth with my pants around my ankles for each wipe.

I remember as a little brotherman of about 5 I tried something similar but I had this little piece of shit dangling from my ass and wagging around like a little shit tail. I tried to clench my cheeks and hold it but it fell on the floor and I just let it sit there until my dad burst into the bathroom going WHAT THE FUCK because the shit smell had started to permeate the house. Good times.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

We're not all millionaires here.

@mcgowan comment?

 

[1073waaf]

My asshole doesn't get itchy!

That’s because cum is a natural antihistamine.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Since I got a bidet I dread shitting anywhere but home. My friends all made fun of me and my dad just stared at me like he was considering beating me as a grown man after he saw it. I guess it's gay to have the cleanest asshole possible. I guess it's gay that my asshole NEVER gets itchy EVER.

People who don’t use a bidet don’t understand people who do. It makes sense, you’re shooting a strong stream of water right up your asshole.

It’s a real Sophie’s choice.

On one hand, a bidet is next level hygiene and once you get used to it, going back to any other form of asshole cleaning makes you feel like you have a gritty dirty asshole.

On the other hand, it’s a form of sodomy and you’re moving closer to homosexuality because you’re literally familiarizing yourself with shooting something up your own ass.

I’m going to side with your dad

 

[PickleRickle]

To the other guy that said 10 wipes and then he lets god sort it out. I agree. If my asshole cant get its shit together after wipe #10, fine, let sleeping dogs lay.

 

[stealthygeek]

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[Phish]

It was from “My Strange Addiction” on TLC. The woman was petrified of “being dirty” so shed scrub her colon with the electric toothbrush. She was deathly afraid of shitting and would make an afternoon out of it due to her anxiety and fear of shitting. She was almost certainly viciously ass raped as a youngster, right?

I was wrong. It was called “Obsessed” on A&E. Season 1, Episode 3. Bitches name was Nidia. I can’t find any clips anywhere. They must strike them. If you got Prime you can buy it here but its not worth buying:

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[Mick_Mickerson]

Evacuate bowels, wipe quickly, use shower nozzle or tub to rinse and get actually clean. Wipe once more to dry and verify cleanliness. Wash hands for 30 seconds using soap and water then leave.

That should be obvious. Shitting in public gets trickier and involves using wetted-down paper towels. Not ideal, but still works.

 

[BUBBLER]

I have a 10 wipe rule. Whatevers left after 10 is gonna have to stay, I have too much to do

Nigga you gay

 

[BUBBLER]

You guys ever get shit on your balls from wiping? I wish there was a better way to wipe cause my balls smell like SHIT

Front to back nigga

 

[porquedealer]

WWAWD flushable wipes? I can't go back to normal TP tbchwy

After 20+ years of using wet wipes, even the most luxurious toilet paper scratches my asshole up.
I now have to carry wet wipes in my man purse (satchell)

Even when those things say they're flushable, don't flush them.

While being somewhat of an eco/hippy I dgaf about flushing them. My asshole cleanliness ranks above all ecological and/or plumbing issues.

True fact. They still can get caught in the pipes a create a real fawkin problem.

Never had an issue in 2 decade+ that's a lie perpetrated by Big Sewage because they want an easy job filtering out the shitrags at their end.
They can get fucked. If you're having trouble getting rid of wipes, then how can I trust that you are removing all the shit particles from the water before reintroducing it back into the supply. Check, mate, Shitsters, do your job.

 

[The Arm]

One in a blue moon, I'll wipe and there'll be no shit at all on the paper.

I also have myself regulated so that I shit right before my daily shower.

 

[aRTie02150]

I took a shit this morning and only used 2 squares. I'm gonna save a bunch of toilet paper.

 

[Dog Eater]

I don’t think I could deal with a bidet. The idea of warm water being squirted on my asshole just creeps me out. I give my anus a good scrub with my bare hand and soap every shower though so I feel it’s clean enough.

 

[aRTie02150]

I don’t think I could deal with a bidet. The idea of warm water being squirted on my asshole just creeps me out. I give my anus a good scrub with my bare hand and soap every shower though so I feel it’s clean enough.

I'm afraid of the water being too cold. I don't need to have cold water shot up my ass at 7am

 

[whippinghuskies]

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These are the degenerates currently in charge of Spain. They're a far left party called podemos. I totally understand not liking right wing governments, but this is the alternative.

 

[Guest]

Im trying a bunch of products like this rn. I think the foaming ones are superior to the gels and lotions.

 

[guest]

People who take shits and barely wipe are disgusting. I always take a shower after I shit and by the time I'm done my ass is the cleanest part of my body.