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Sauce?
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wwaw wiping your bum properly?
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Sauce?
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Can’t remember it, sorry sir
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Speaking of poops, I’m pooping RIGHT NOW!
Wanna know something? The shit seemed to just slide out extra quickly, so I look in the bowl and it’s full of neon red blood. wtf? Am I the next one to get ass cancer around here?
Wanna know something? The shit seemed to just slide out extra quickly, so I look in the bowl and it’s full of neon red blood. wtf? Am I the next one to get ass cancer around here?
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If you're used to seeing blood on the paper, then you do it too much.
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I have a 10 wipe rule. Whatevers left after 10 is gonna have to stay, I have too much to do
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Buy a bidet or bidet attachment!
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It was from “My Strange Addiction” on TLC. The woman was petrified of “being dirty” so shed scrub her colon with the electric toothbrush. She was deathly afraid of shitting and would make an afternoon out of it due to her anxiety and fear of shitting. She was almost certainly viciously ass raped as a youngster, right?
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I use Clorox wipes to make sure I'm really clean.
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We're not all millionaires here.
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Ask your boyfriend to be gentler with you heinie
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Since I got a bidet I dread shitting anywhere but home. My friends all made fun of me and my dad just stared at me like he was considering beating me as a grown man after he saw it. I guess it's gay to have the cleanest asshole possible. I guess it's gay that my asshole NEVER gets itchy EVER.
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My asshole doesn't get itchy!
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Yesterday at work, some kind soul left a ghost turd in one of the cubicles, and I kid you not, it was huge!
It resembled Popeye's arm.
Dirty fuckers not wiping.
It resembled Popeye's arm.
Dirty fuckers not wiping.
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Stfu and rib the post you quoted you fucking flying monkey
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WWAWD flushable wipes? I can't go back to normal TP tbchwy
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Even when those things say they're flushable, don't flush them.