wwaw wiping your bum properly?

[Patrick O'Neal]

Yeah it was

Sauce?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Sauce?

Can’t remember it, sorry sir

 

[stealthygeek]

 

[Guest]

Speaking of poops, I’m pooping RIGHT NOW!

Wanna know something? The shit seemed to just slide out extra quickly, so I look in the bowl and it’s full of neon red blood. wtf? Am I the next one to get ass cancer around here?

 

[CuntFucker .]

Yeah then I definitely go overboard.

If you're used to seeing blood on the paper, then you do it too much.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I have a 10 wipe rule. Whatevers left after 10 is gonna have to stay, I have too much to do

 

[eggfella]

i park myself in the middle of my front yard & do a flash-bidet clean-out with the garden hose. it has done wonders for the grass, but my lawn care bills are getting out of control!

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Buy a bidet or bidet attachment!

 

[Phish]

Sauce?

Can’t remember it, sorry sir

It was from “My Strange Addiction” on TLC. The woman was petrified of “being dirty” so shed scrub her colon with the electric toothbrush. She was deathly afraid of shitting and would make an afternoon out of it due to her anxiety and fear of shitting. She was almost certainly viciously ass raped as a youngster, right?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I use Clorox wipes to make sure I'm really clean.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Buy a bidet or bidet attachment!

We're not all millionaires here.

 

[1073waaf]

I use a bidet. You could eat dinner off my asshole.

 

[Africa.com]

Speaking of poops, I’m pooping RIGHT NOW!

Wanna know something? The shit seemed to just slide out extra quickly, so I look in the bowl and it’s full of neon red blood. wtf? Am I the next one to get ass cancer around here?

Ask your boyfriend to be gentler with you heinie

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Since I got a bidet I dread shitting anywhere but home. My friends all made fun of me and my dad just stared at me like he was considering beating me as a grown man after he saw it. I guess it's gay to have the cleanest asshole possible. I guess it's gay that my asshole NEVER gets itchy EVER.

 

[aRTie02150]

Since I got a bidet I dread shitting anywhere but home. My friends all made fun of me and my dad just stared at me like he was considering beating me as a grown man after he saw it. I guess it's gay to have the cleanest asshole possible. I guess it's gay that my asshole NEVER gets itchy EVER.

My asshole doesn't get itchy!

 

[Goddamn! Baboon]

Yesterday at work, some kind soul left a ghost turd in one of the cubicles, and I kid you not, it was huge!

It resembled Popeye's arm.

Dirty fuckers not wiping.

 

[Chapel]

 

[Guest]

Ask your boyfriend to be gentler with you heinie

Stfu and rib the post you quoted you fucking flying monkey

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

WWAWD flushable wipes? I can't go back to normal TP tbchwy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD flushable wipes? I can't go back to normal TP tbchwy

Even when those things say they're flushable, don't flush them.