WWAW the shroud of Turin being proved true and Jesus looking as he was always depicted / seen in visions.

[LiberalPussy]

He probably looked like cumia.

Jesus: I’m telling you, disciples, it’s always going to be money changers. I had to get them to back off and tell them “this ain’t your show”! Why can’t they BEHAVE?!

Judas Norton: SIGH it’s a tough one man. People have to get by, but they were SCUMBAGS for turning the house of God into a den of robbers.

 

[NoBacon]

The church is a haven for pedophiles and self hating homosexuals, always has been and always will be. How many of your mom’s randos molested you as opposed to your sister? Did you guys keep score?

Weird you’re mind goes to this, is it because you did it to your kids?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

So I guess we've all settled what he looked like? This has been productive

 

[JebJoh]

Weird your mind goes to this, is it because you did it to your kids?

I’ve avoided churches since I was a teen. No stable person has any use for religion.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Blond Jesus looks like my cousin Joel. Knew I'm related to Christ!

 

[JebJoh]

I have no issue with that at all, long hair parted in the middle. Full short beard and about 6foot tall. That’s how he’s always described by people who have seen him.

I have an issue with the “historical” description which is a smear mockery campaign disguised as science. It’s for rude old people like JebJoh to feel smart and superior.

In case you’ve forgotten, he’s imaginary and your imagination is so drug addled and stupid that I dont concern myself with it. You need a daddy, I get it, enjoy your imaginary daddy and shut the fuck up about it. You’ll seem less stupid.

 

[NoBacon]

In case you’ve forgotten, he’s imaginary and your imagination is so drug addled and stupid that I dont concern myself with it. You need a daddy, I get it, enjoy your imaginary daddy and shut the fuck up about it. You’ll seem less stupid.

What do you believe in? Other than diddling?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Didn't Jesus hang out with a prostitute who fucked other dudes but never him? He's basically the Jim Norton of biblical times.

You’re definitely Jesus in your scenario.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Just don’t look at granny porn and you’ll go to heaven. Sand god sent the boqs to meet the cumias

 

[LiberalPussy]

To be fair, Mary Magdalene looked like this.

It’d be a sin to NOT fuck that.

 

[JebJoh]

What do you believe in? Other than diddling?

I believe your obsession with Jesus stems from your dad abandoning you because you’re a dud. I believe your obsession with pedos is from your mom’s random hookups molesting you and your sister. I believe you’re on all those psycho meds because you’re such a nobody that you can’t find a friend who’ll tolerate you, no less talk to you about your problems. And I think your sister is a whore for the same reasons.

 

[PickleRickle]

We call the leaders of the Ngayaaatajarra lands
You dont sniff petrol from a can

 

[Rick Roblinson]

They want people to think he was some hunchback little brown guy who looked like a caveman. Fuck that.

He looks like a fucking faggot in your version

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Do you know what either of those words mean? Less religion more book learning for you.

Yeah. You're holding yourself up to be good and whole outside of any sort of objective standard. That's self-worship or making an idol of yourself. "Book learning" lol. These terms come from religion, stupit. Why would I look outside of religion to derive their meaning? Back to r/atheism with you.

 

[PickleRickle]

The Terry/NoBacon alliance is in the gestation phase.

 

[JebJoh]

Yeah. You're holding yourself up to be good and whole outside of any sort of objective standard. That's self-worship or making an idol of yourself. "Book learning" lol

You’re kinda stupid, aren’t you? Here’s a trick to fool people into believing you’re not an idiot. Stop saying stupid things and keep your religion to yourself. You can always tell how dumb someone is by how much stock they put into their imaginary god.

 

[PickleRickle]

You’re kinda stupid, aren’t you? Here’s a trick to fool people into believing you’re not an idiot. Stop saying stupid things and keep your religion to yourself. You can always tell how dumb someone is by how much stock they put into their imaginary god.

Holy shit you stink

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You’re kinda stupid, aren’t you? Here’s a trick to fool people into believing you’re not an idiot. Stop saying stupid things and keep your religion to yourself. You can always tell how dumb someone is by how much stock they put into their imaginary god.

Okay what's your standard for absolute truth? Convert me.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Holy shit you stink

He's just stupid. He has nothing to offer in exchange for Christ but a handful of dust, he wouldn't be able to define "imaginary" in a way that didn't include his own axioms and I've heard that he watches his kids have sex.

 

[JebJoh]

Holy shit you stink

Do you shower after landscaping all day or do you go straight to supper? When do you find the time for the coke?