WWAW the shroud of Turin being proved true and Jesus looking as he was always depicted / seen in visions.

[JebJoh]

Why don’t you diddle your kids more?

Still batting 100, must suck to have a malfunctioning brain. Why don’t you add more drugs to your diet?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I think the entire topic of what he looked like is ridiculous. As in the person who started the discussion is being frivolous as becomes the person drawn into this discussion. It should be avoided by the faithful. Would it make you happy if people accepted his message based on his physical appearance? The discussion is a trap for the faithful. Just ignore and reject this shit don't perpetuate frivolous discussion if you're talking about your faith.

I'm happy just assuming he looks like all the icons produced by the Orthodox Church for 2000 years. What's wrong with da depictions we got? They Jesus pretty good don't they?

 

[JebJoh]

I'm happy just assuming he looks like all the icons produced by the Orthodox Church for 2000 years. What's wrong with da depictions we got? They Jesus pretty good don't they?

Whatta summa dem other deities we got? Buddha mmmmm hmmm Mohammed ….

 

[Niggerotchi]

Whatta summa dem other deities we got? Buddha mmmmm hmmm Mohammed ….

When's the last time you watched your nigger son fuck another kid?

 

[JebJoh]

When's the last time you watched your nigger son fuck another kid?

When was the last time you got off the psycho drugs? Those are why your dick doesn’t work, btw.

 

[Niggerotchi]

When was the last time you got off the psycho drugs? Those are why your dick doesn’t work, btw.

I need the psycho drugs to keep my dick up for your nigger son.

 

[JebJoh]

I need the psycho drugs to keep my dick up for your nigger son.

So you’re gay and a coal burner? Goo fa you. Does your imaginary friend know you’re a queer o sexual? I heard he’s against that sort of thing.

 

[Jenna]

I know exactly what Jesus looked like with 100% certainty, and now I demand praise and validation from onaforums for once again being right about everything.

That's not something a blasphemous narcissist would say.

 

[NoBacon]

When was the last time you got off the psycho drugs? Those are why your dick doesn’t work, btw.

Aren’t you an elderly black pedophile?

 

[LiberalPussy]

How could the Son of God be anything less than a White man?

 

[NoBacon]

How could the Son of God be anything less than a White man?

100%

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Whatta summa dem other deities we got? Buddha mmmmm hmmm Mohammed ….

Sure proved those god loving retards wrong.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I picture him looking like this dude from Survivor back in the day haha but that's based on nothing

 

[JebJoh]

Aren’t you an elderly black pedophile?

Let’s revisit your upbringing. Your real dad realized you were a dud and didnt want to deal with a mentally ill bag of shit, so he took off and never looked back.

All the randos who fucked your mom also recognized your uselessness so other than molesting you from time to time they pretty much ignored you.

In your desperation to find a male role model, you took on an imaginary friend and made him your new daddy. I suspect a few of your moms hookups were black or Jewish, so obviously they are a problem for you.

What sort of dud are you that not one male in your life ever played ball with you? Nobody even willing to watch a game with you? Nobody cares that you’d grow up an incel shut in who says things like “batting 100”. Really sad story but if anyone deserves a drug addled incel life with an imaginary daddy, it’s you.

 

[JebJoh]

I picture him looking like this dude from Survivor back in the day haha but that's based on nothing

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That’s super gay.

 

[NoBacon]

Let’s revisit your upbringing. Your real dad realized you were a dud and didnt want to deal with a mentally ill bag of shit, so he took off and never looked back.

All the randos who fucked your mom also recognized your uselessness so other than molesting you from time to time they pretty much ignored you.

In your desperation to find a male role model, you took on an imaginary friend and made him your new daddy. I suspect a few of your moms hookups were black or Jewish, so obviously they are a problem for you.

What sort of dud are you that not one male in your life ever played ball with you? Nobody even willing to watch a game with you? Nobody cares that you’d grow up an incel shut in who says things like “batting 100”. Really sad story but if anyone deserves a drug addled incel life with an imaginary daddy, it’s you.

So you are then?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

That’s super gay.

How so? Somebody said it back then and I agreed. Never thought about it again until this thread.

 

[JebJoh]

So you are then?

No bacon shows up for work determined to make a friend and get invited out with the guys He creeps out of his hole in the basement and barges into the break room “hey my dudes, who’s watching the sports ball tonight” the break room goes silent, no bacon turns red and runs back to his hole, “fuck those guys, I didnt want to go out for drinks with a bunch of sinners and anyway, I’d much rather go home by myself and o.d on my psycho drugs” sound about right.

 

[Niggerotchi]

So you’re gay and a coal burner? Goo fa you. Does your imaginary friend know you’re a queer o sexual? I heard he’s against that sort of thing.

I'm a gay nigger.

 

[NoBacon]

No bacon shows up for work determined to make a friend and get invited out with the guys He creeps out of his hole in the basement and barges into the break room “hey my dudes, who’s watching the sports ball tonight” the break room goes silent, no bacon turns red and runs back to his hole, “fuck those guys, I didnt want to go out for drinks with a bunch of sinners and anyway, I’d much rather go home by myself and o.d on my psycho drugs” sound about right.

It sounds like you’re borderline illiterate.