Still batting 100, must suck to have a malfunctioning brain. Why don’t you add more drugs to your diet?
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WWAW the shroud of Turin being proved true and Jesus looking as he was always depicted / seen in visions.
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I'm happy just assuming he looks like all the icons produced by the Orthodox Church for 2000 years. What's wrong with da depictions we got? They Jesus pretty good don't they?
Whatta summa dem other deities we got? Buddha mmmmm hmmm Mohammed ….
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When's the last time you watched your nigger son fuck another kid?
When was the last time you got off the psycho drugs? Those are why your dick doesn’t work, btw.
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I need the psycho drugs to keep my dick up for your nigger son.
So you’re gay and a coal burner? Goo fa you. Does your imaginary friend know you’re a queer o sexual? I heard he’s against that sort of thing.
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Aren’t you an elderly black pedophile?
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How could the Son of God be anything less than a White man?
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100%
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I picture him looking like this dude from Survivor back in the day haha but that's based on nothing
Let’s revisit your upbringing. Your real dad realized you were a dud and didnt want to deal with a mentally ill bag of shit, so he took off and never looked back.
All the randos who fucked your mom also recognized your uselessness so other than molesting you from time to time they pretty much ignored you.
In your desperation to find a male role model, you took on an imaginary friend and made him your new daddy. I suspect a few of your moms hookups were black or Jewish, so obviously they are a problem for you.
What sort of dud are you that not one male in your life ever played ball with you? Nobody even willing to watch a game with you? Nobody cares that you’d grow up an incel shut in who says things like “batting 100”. Really sad story but if anyone deserves a drug addled incel life with an imaginary daddy, it’s you.
That’s super gay.
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So you are then?
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How so? Somebody said it back then and I agreed. Never thought about it again until this thread.
No bacon shows up for work determined to make a friend and get invited out with the guys He creeps out of his hole in the basement and barges into the break room “hey my dudes, who’s watching the sports ball tonight” the break room goes silent, no bacon turns red and runs back to his hole, “fuck those guys, I didnt want to go out for drinks with a bunch of sinners and anyway, I’d much rather go home by myself and o.d on my psycho drugs” sound about right.
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I'm a gay nigger.
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It sounds like you’re borderline illiterate.