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Denzel's co-starring. Do you think he might portray a stoic hardman who has a back story with Maximus?It's 2023 it's going to suck dick
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Denzel's co-starring. Do you think he might portray a stoic hardman who has a back story with Maximus?It's 2023 it's going to suck dick
It had some great sets, music and action but yeah, everything besides that was pretty forgettable. Anything with the emperor's sister could've been cut entirely from the film and I doubt anyone would notice it.The first one already blew. You'd probably agree if you didn't see it when you were young.
I actively assume every actor in hollywood sucks dicks except Mel Gibson1) he's an actor in hollywood....i mean- come on
2) it's a gladiator movie.............i mean- come on
Pedro Pascal is in this and he's one of the worst actors I've ever seen get leading parts. I also can't watch anything he's in because I burst into laughter thinking about Lady Di harassing him every single time. The first Gladiator film had a nigger character who was "hardcore" and showed Maximus, the greatest Roman General, how to really be a fighter. But part of that dynamic was likely because the actor who played Proximo died of a heart attack before the movie was done. Shadows and dust.Denzel's co-starring. Do you think he might portray a stoic hardman who has a back story with Maximus?
Great film. There was a miniseries called 'The Terror' in a similar setting that had a fag character. But he turned out to be a serial killer with an 'infected soul' and it triggered the weirdos.Forget Gladiator, it’s disappointing that there were no sequels to Master and Commander. And unlike Ancient Rome, any faggotry would be out of place in that setting.
Well that was rude of Him!Him from gladiator original tried to fuck one of my mum's best mates over.
Djimon Hounsou or however you spell it. I don't remember it being like that. He saves his life by treating his wound for infection using primitive bush medicine, and is then basically one of his two right-hand men, along with the big German. If anything Maximus teaches him (and others) how to fight in an organised way against superior numbers in the recreated battle of Carthage.The first Gladiator film had a nigger character who was "hardcore" and showed Maximus, the greatest Roman General, how to really be a fighter.
Great film, but we're talking about the Royal Navy, or "rum, sodomy and the lash" to give it its official name.Forget Gladiator, it’s disappointing that there were no sequels to Master and Commander. And unlike Ancient Rome, any faggotry would be out of place in that setting.
I guess the "ooh hello sailor" culture never made it to the US Then again the village people did in the navy...Forget Gladiator, it’s disappointing that there were no sequels to Master and Commander. And unlike Ancient Rome, any faggotry would be out of place in that setting.
Yeah, my A-level Latin teacher took a bunch of us to the cinema to see it when it came out, so I was 17 or so. It was great then, haven't seen it in years.The first one already blew. You'd probably agree if you didn't see it when you were young.
We love seamen just as much as everyone else.I guess the "ooh hello sailor" culture never made it to the US Then again the village people did in the navy...
Funny enough, Mel was Ridley Scott's original pick for the lead role, which isn't surprising as it is a very Mel-centric role, especially at that time. The Rome Warrior? Mad Maximus?I actively assume every actor in hollywood sucks dicks except Mel Gibson
I'm inclined to say that once you are fucking another man in the ass, you have zero position to state what is or isn't ludicrous
Really? I never would have put sodomy and sailors in the same sentence…Great film, but we're talking about the Royal Navy, or "rum, sodomy and the lash" to give it its official name.
The Marvels is going to be a fucking bomb to end all bombs according to reports, funster. Take comfort in that.It's 2023 it's going to suck dick
He was gay, the Gladiator?Paul Mescal, Irish actor. Playing Lucius Verus, the kid in the first movie, grown up and revealed to be Maximus's son.
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