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Again, argument from authority. You trust the pilots...why?You can watch commercial pilots explain what they’ve seen
I've seen these, hundreds of them. They aren't convincing of anything. At best they are 'some retard on his lawn saw some lights move.'There are dozens of videos on YouTube of UAPs in pretty amazing quality.
You're speaking with a flawed assumption here.Just because you don’t look for them doesn’t mean they don’t exist,
This is just idiotic.In b4 “show me then” because you don’t want to start looking, and more importantly, knowing how to look. Pro tip: the algorithms will hide everything or push debunking snopes articles or spooky alien music pieces.
Of what, aperture? Phone cameras have come a long way and large aperture cameras have existed for basically as long as cameras in general have.Plus, get your phone out at night and try to record the sky, what can you see in the footage? There’s a technical limitation.
Again, argument from authority. You trust the pilots...why?
I've seen these, hundreds of them. They aren't convincing of anything. At best they are 'some retard on his lawn saw some lights move.'
You're speaking with a flawed assumption here.
This is just idiotic.
Of what, aperture? Phone cameras have come a long way and large aperture cameras have existed for basically as long as cameras in general have.
Dude, did you read what I wrote at all? It's the opposite of this.Okay, fine, don’t believe anything or look for anything. It’s all idiotic. If it was real, it would be in the news. Good point.
Dude, did you read what I wrote at all? It's the opposite of this.
Every Nobacon thread has one person hopelessly trying to argue while he pulls out non sequiturs, fallacies, asks you questions, or generally does not engage in what you’re asking him. He really just wants these threads to be filled with people not questioning him
According to Eric Hildeman, only thinking about doing a thing instead of doing it counts for somethingThankfully he doesn't go, he merely thinks about going
He stated they've been here since at least 4000 BC based on sightings and artwork. That's an assertion, not speculation.Besides, the 4000 BC thing was just speculation,
not 100% sure ur point so not disagreeing... but explain UFOs in old paintings, go:UFO’s are real but “they were hiding UFO’s in old paintings like easter eggs” is so retarded
Brilliant people can be mentally unwell as much as a rock eater.I don't think they're Nobel winners, but Garry Nolan and Timothy Taylor are two well-accomplished people that are involved, in some degree, with UFO/alien stuff. Both have many legitimate patents for successful medical technologies to their name, which they have said comes from alien downloads. Yes, I realize it sounds crazy and could be bullshit.
Garry Nolan's Profile | Stanford Profiles
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Tim Taylor - Director at VIVEX Biologics | The Org
Tim Taylor has had a dual career in space and medicine for over 40 years.theorg.com
"American Cosmic" by Diana Pasulka is a good book that goes into great detail about these two guys.
I read/watch pretty much everything to do with aliens/UFOs, and I can't say I fully subscribe to any one particular theory. I leave room in my head for all possibilities, it could be 100% bullshit for all I know. Fun to read about, though.
What about Dr Heebie Kikeburger? He saw these things with his own eyes in the 90s.I don't think there are 2+ Nobel winners working on this
He stated they've been here since at least 4000 BC based on sightings and artwork. That's an assertion, not speculation.
It's definitely not a good look. Ancient aliens shit is bottom of the barrel pulp science fiction for impressionable mouth breathers.
If artists have been seeing UFO’s for thousands of years we would be seeing art of ALL kinds of UFO’s: Still lifes, prominent in portraits, appearing in landscapes, sculptures, etcnot 100% sure ur point so not disagreeing... but explain UFOs in old paintings, go:
or have Snopes debooonked it? (LOL)
Fuck yeah. Entertaining the insane is my hobbie, just as yours is. Your alien is a little nigger named Boqoreh.
Yes, I also watched the YouTube video that debunked ancient aliens…If artists have been seeing UFO’s for thousands of years we would be seeing art of ALL kinds of UFO’s: Still lifes, prominent in portraits, appearing in landscapes, sculptures, etc
I’m gonna preempt Nobacon here - Yes, there are medieval paintings of those triangles fighting balls in the sky. That is like one painting compromised of millions over 1000 years.
Instead what we see is shit like this:
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Now to our modern eyes, sure, that shit looks like a UFO. But thats our modern interpretation. Who knew what Da Vinci was thinking when painting this. But given that it’s a religious painting I assume the orb is religious and not, you know, a hidden easter egg letting us know UFO’s exist
If artists have been seeing UFO’s for thousands of years we would be seeing art of ALL kinds of UFO’s: Still lifes, prominent in portraits, appearing in landscapes, sculptures, etc
I’m gonna preempt Nobacon here - Yes, there are medieval paintings of those triangles fighting balls in the sky. That is like one painting compromised of millions over 1000 years.
Instead what we see is shit like this:
View attachment 225643
Now to our modern eyes, sure, that shit looks like a UFO. But thats our modern interpretation. Who knew what Da Vinci was thinking when painting this. But given that it’s a religious painting I assume the orb is religious and not, you know, a hidden easter egg letting us know UFO’s exist
Next you'll tell me the alien bird men didn't have laser beam technology.If artists have been seeing UFO’s for thousands of years we would be seeing art of ALL kinds of UFO’s: Still lifes, prominent in portraits, appearing in landscapes, sculptures, etc
I’m gonna preempt Nobacon here - Yes, there are medieval paintings of those triangles fighting balls in the sky. That is like one painting compromised of millions over 1000 years.
Instead what we see is shit like this:
View attachment 225643
Now to our modern eyes, sure, that shit looks like a UFO. But thats our modern interpretation. Who knew what Da Vinci was thinking when painting this. But given that it’s a religious painting I assume the orb is religious and not, you know, a hidden easter egg letting us know UFO’s exist
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