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I liked it until I saw bermuda triangle mentioned, you lost me on this one NB.
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I understand how it's theoretically possible by adding protons and neutrons.
I liked it until I saw bermuda triangle mentioned, you lost me on this one NB.
Because he's a fraud and a tool of the intelligence agencies to dupe rubes like youWhy don’t you ask Bob Lazar to make you some anti gravity E115 boots so you can reach the top of your closet, which you also refuse to leave
Something about bermuda triangle always feels too rube-ish for me, makes me think of think of that show sightings. I always check out when I hear/read it, but maybe that's the intent.Lotta weird shit has happened in the Devil’s Triangle my dude
Because he's a fraud and a tool of the intelligence agencies to dupe rubes like you
They look like Jadzia Dax? Or maybe Ezri Dax? I'm all in.His surname sounds like laser, case closed as far as I’m concerned. Bob Laser rules and fucks hot alien bitches. Get over it.
This is the best evidence presented in the thread so farHis surname sounds like laser, case closed as far as I’m concerned. Bob Laser rules and fucks hot alien bitches. Get over it.
It's one of the major shipping arteries on the planet. The fact that lots of ships go missing there isn't a surprise.Something about bermuda triangle always feels too rubish for me, makes me think of think of that show sightings. I always check out when I hear/read it, but maybe that's the intent.
I'd expect some weird shit to have happened in one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world as opposed to the middle of nowhere.Lotta weird shit has happened in the Devil’s Triangle my dude
I'm surprised every time it happens, you goddamn liar.It's one of the major shipping arteries on the planet. The fact that lots of ships go missing there isn't a surprise.
99% of planes that disappear COINCIDENTALLY do so over the big parts of the ocean with the deepest waters and farthest from landIt's one of the major shipping arteries on the planet. The fact that lots of ships go missing there isn't a surprise.
Yeah but you also think your mom disappears when she plays peekaboo with youI'm surprised every time it happens, you goddamn liar.
My whore mother still has my nose somewhere.Yeah but you also think your mom disappears when she plays peekaboo with you
Element 125 doesn't exist, yet, or at least hasn't been observed but we know it's properties.
I understand how it's theoretically possible by adding protons and neutrons.
SameMy whore mother still has my nose somewhere.
Unequivocal Fetal ObliterationSame
ME: YES like 5 times.Did you take high school chemistry?
ALSO ME: NODid you pay any attention?
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