I haven’t shit yet but i keep farting and it feels like if i don’t squeeze my sphincter whilst doing it i may paint the inside of my boxers. My burps are spicy and hurt my stomach too. Lotta problems with those noodles let me tell ya.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
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- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
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WWAW spicy food?
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If you can look at a woman like Patrick's wife and realize that there are women even grosser than her, and you can look at a beautiful tranny or fem dude and still be like "I'd rather fuck the gross fat girl", that's crazy to me. And not everybody has a stank ass and gross breath. Some of us actually take care of ourselves, you nasty boy you.As Bobo would say “to each, own”.. as a straight guy I don’t get it myself, having sex with a man no matter what they look like is alien to me. The smell of man ass and man breath wafting about must be intoxicating.
Whatever though, I’m into thingsmyself so who am i to judge.
It's 100% gay, and anyone who says it isn't is in serious denial.
Lemme tell ya, I almost shit my motherfucking pants on the way to work the next morning. This is not an exaggeration. Please be careful tomorrow
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It sounds like y'all motherfuckers need to go see a G.I. specialist.
Immediately.
Immediately.
The Jews.
Earl, I'm starving, do we have any spicy food back there?
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What's wrong with the hot wangz we got?
They eat pretty good!
What's the name of them other spicy foods we got?
What about letting a tranny fuck you in the ass? I mean, that has to be gayer. So fucking a tranny would be 70% gay, and getting fed like nana is 100%, right?
Asking for a friend.
Don't you remember what the average O&A fan looks like? How are you at all surprised?
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Both are 100% gay.
4 balls and 2 dicks is gay sex, whether or not one of the people calls themselves a girl. Whether or not you're the top or the bottom. It's still nuts to butts GAY SEX. And a lot of dudes need to get right with that truth.
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Most OnA fans do look like Tomlinsons to be honest witcha...
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I’m unironically classically handsome.
Imagine finding out you're gay AFTER you have sex with men.
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Wait... I'm GAY?!?!
Well yeah repeat what you just said to me again.
So last night, I was sucking my girlfriends dick, and-
Let me stop you right there. Isolate the second part of that sentence. That's gay, my dude.
All in with da paprikash brotherman. I make a damn good one honestly. Just don't get "hungarian paprika" from the grocery story, that szeged shit isn't pure hungarian hot paprika. Get the real shit at a place like myspicesage.com. Makes a world of difference.
I like spicy but to a point. I dont try to act like the hotter the better. There is point were its so hot you cant even taste anything anymore and that isnt fun for me. I wont try any of those reaper pepper challenges. I know I wount tough it out and Id be a snotty mess. Plus I already get heartburn and that would probably ruin me for days.
I’ve had a Carolina reaper pepper. Ate the fucker in one bite. To show off to work associates. The heat doesn’t go away for a minimum of 12 hours. Eating fruit helps (the acidity or whatever the fuck) but barely. I dry heaved for a good 10 minutes at first then it became tolerable, just shitty. To this day it’s the only time I’ve been able to clearly feel the ring of my asshole. That shit after is indescribably hot.
I remember a brotherman said he ate something spicy then got a pepper seed stuck in his asshole when he took a dump. No idea if he was joking or not. Does that actually happen to people?