WWAW Patreeky being the top poster

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That was a nice try deleting your messages to me. It's a shame I quote everything when I respond though.

Love ya buddy. What a sweet way to start a conversation by the way.

Stop acting like a scorned lover, this womanly behaviour is embarrassing as fuck.

Nice vagina, stupid.

 

[Jenna]

Who?

You know Lawless and Ricci hosted SNL in back-to-back seasons? Both in the Colin Quinn Weekend Update era.

 

[guest]

Stop acting like a scorned lover, this womanly behaviour is embarrassing as fuck.

Nice vagina, stupid.

Is it more or less womanly than being sent to weinerville by Dan and leaving the boards for a while?

More or less womanly than trying to go into your DMs and deleting your hate obsession with Dan?

More or less womanly than jumping in for Patreeky who's perfectly capable of having an online argument on his own with some jamoke in America he will never meet?

I'm just trying to gauge my womanliness. Womanly behavior like sitting down when I pee? I mean you know all about that being in the chair and everything. Do you do that thing where you lift a chain and sit yourself on the toilet or do you just go directly into a bag? I've always wondered that.

 

[guest]

You know Lawless and Ricci hosted SNL in back-to-back seasons? Both in the Colin Quinn Weekend Update era.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Is it more or less womanly than being sent to weinerville by Dan and leaving the boards for a while?

More or less womanly than trying to go into your DMs and deleting your hate obsession with Dan?

More or less womanly than jumping in for Patreeky who's perfectly capable of having an online argument on his own with some jamoke in America he will never meet?

I'm just trying to gauge my womanliness. Womanly behavior like sitting down when I pee? I mean you know all about that being in the chair and everything. Do you do that thing where you lift a chain and sit yourself on the toilet or do you just go directly into a bag? I've always wondered that.

Writing fucking essays about it seems kinda womanly to me.

 

[guest]

Writing fucking essays about it seems kinda womanly to me.

You know what you're right. Writing fucking essays is womanly. I should do what you do and try to delete it.

 

[Harry Powell]

I kind of like this new direction Cakehorn has taken ever since the HH account riled him up.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

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Look at this sniveling motherfucker.

 

[Harry Powell]

Wormkiller, you should comment on the size of Cakehorn’s sink. He HATES that

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I should do what you do and try to delete it.

Delete your account, like you deleted your relationship with your son.

 

[guest]

I kind of like this new direction Cakehorn has taken ever since the HH account riled him up.

And oh man did I run Dan down defending these dutch boys. And this is the thanks I get. Now I'm starting to see that he has a point.

 

[guest]

Delete your account, like you deleted your relationship with your son.

I just talked to my son two days ago. What the fuck are you on about?

You're reaching, Cakehorn. And I don't mean literally (get it? because you have to reach for everything being in the chair)

 

[Harry Powell]

And oh man did I run Dan down defending these dutch boys. And this is the thanks I get. Now I'm starting to see that he has a point.

Dan’s a forgiving and understanding guy.

It’s hard to hold on to grudges when you’re living in a million dollar McMansion, closing deals and banging a 9/10 daily.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I just talked to my son two days ago. What the fuck are you on about?

You're reaching, Cakehorn. And I don't mean literally (get it? because you have to reach for everything being in the chair)

You know he resents and hates you right?

You are like Lady Di and her son, a failure of a parent.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Wha happen?

 

[guest]

Dan’s a forgiving and understanding guy.

It’s hard to hold on to grudges when you’re living in a million dollar McMansion, closing deals and banging a 9/10 daily.

With behavior like this it's easy to see why Dan got under their skin. That's what I get for very stupidly defending Scandinavian boys.

You know my parents always told me never play den mother to Dutch boys, you'll only get your heart broke. I didn't realize what sage advice it was.

 

[guest]

Wha happen?

Something about grapes, I think

 

[guest]

You know he resents and hates you right?

You are like Lady Di and her son, a failure of a parent.

Lol, I'm the your legs of parenting.

You think your insults carry weight but you don't know anything about me. How do you even know I have kids? That's the best part of the internet, funster. You can make up whatever the fuck you want.

 

[Harry Powell]

You know he resents and hates you right?

You are like Lady Di and her son, a failure of a parent.

Man, this guy goes fawkin’ DARK, bro. He goes places only people like Landau and Norton dare tread

 

[guest]

Something about grapes, I think

(Throws spaghetti at wall)