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I’m all in with the pussy tickler!
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I’ve had mine for so long that when I do shave with a razor and go out in public I get this feeling like something’s missing, like I didn’t wear pants or something. Beardless faggots be jealous n shit of our purified male essence. They want to steal our precious bodily fluids.
Those guys who manicure their beards like its a cuppola/horticulture. YIKHI hate when guys make having a beard a personality trait. I used to work with a guy who wore beard related t-shirts everyday. One of them said if your boyfriend doesn't have a beard he's your girlfriend. Mega cringe.
Fezzie really rocked the hitler stache well.
The modern gelded male does tend to grow a beard as a substitute for the total absence of any other masculine traits. Instead of self-sufficiency, work ethic, stoicism, leadership and virility we’re instead sold the “Ron Swanson” cheap imitation of manhood by the kike media… Eat bacon! Grow a beard! Drink whiskey! Own masculine props like buck knives which will sit unused in your bedroom rather than serving it’s actual function of dressing a deer or fileting a fish. Like most things in modern America it’s all just a crude mockery of the real thing
But where we at with Men without Hats:
Weak. Faggots. (they listen pretty good tho)
Went to school with this guy. He's really good people. But he started this WEIRD men cult that, I don't know, dude. It's either super masculine or super gay. I don't know what a real "man" is anymore.The modern gelded male does tend to grow a beard as a substitute for the total absence of any other masculine traits. Instead of self-sufficiency, work ethic, stoicism, leadership and virility we’re instead sold the “Ron Swanson” cheap imitation of manhood by the kike media… Eat bacon! Grow a beard! Drink whiskey! Own masculine props like buck knives which will sit unused in your bedroom rather than serving it’s actual function of dressing a deer or fileting a fish. Like most things in modern America it’s all just a crude mockery of the real thing
That 'stache wasn't tickling pussies, I'm afraid.
PerfomaTive masculiniTy....he's a faaagWent to school with this guy. He's really good people. But he started this WEIRD men cult that, I don't know, dude. It's either super masculine or super gay. I don't know what a real "man" is anymore.
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This guy gets it.PerfomaTive masculiniTy....he's a faaag
What the fuck is he doing
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