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It was just a joke.
Seems like a psyop to demoralize the people who admire this guy. Fake and (Of course) Gay
I'm still willing to give it a trySo this guy instead of being some hardcore hero was just another incel weirdo with a poorly written manifesto. He was probably getting the best healthcare in the world with millionaire parents. But his dick doesn't work because of his surfing accident and he shoots an insurance CEO. Probably nothing would have cured him of impotence if his injuries are severe. So even shooting and killing every insurance CEO would not have healed his mangled mess of a body.
Vileplume rules, fuck are you on about.Breloom is a shit pokemon. The Luigi fag probably liked that he was actual mushroom cap you'd eat shape and not faggy vileplume mushroomed
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He has great attack, but his defense and speed make him too vulnerable.
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Especially as a Grass/Fighting pokemon, he'll get fucked up by a bird
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Pretty much any strong pokemon with a x2 move could 1-hit KO him.
Also his moveset make his great attack too limited to be a viable option.
His one unique and possible redeeming feature is his ability to learn Spore before evolving to himself
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A move that can put a status-effect(sleep) on an opponent with 100% accuracy, which is rare since the other sleep ones are 70-75. (or Yawn where a turn is skipped before the sleep takes effect.)
Combine this ability to cause sleep with Swords Dance
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A focus sash to prevent himself from being killed on the first move:
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and his two STAB(same type as pokmeon) moves of Drain punch to gain back some health
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and Seed Bomb of a stronger 100% STAB move
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All in all I give him a 4/10, interesting to try to use based on Spore being a move no-one useful can learn:
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but ultimately you'll be wasting a spot on someone who at best is a 1 for 1 tradeoff rather than someone who could kill a few in a row.
He would need to face someone slower than him to be able to fight multiple in a row.
And any bird is a death sentence since they're 4x effective STAB moves will kill him, and all his moves are 1/2 effective.
Shit pokemon for a shit-dick
Vileplume looks way cooler than BreloomVileplume rules, fuck are you on about.
Isn’t Vileplume a flower? Not a mushroom.Breloom is a shit pokemon. The Luigi fag probably liked that he was actual mushroom cap you'd eat shape and not faggy vileplume mushroomed
View attachment 236486 View attachment 236487
He has great attack, but his defense and speed make him too vulnerable.
View attachment 236488
Especially as a Grass/Fighting pokemon, he'll get fucked up by a bird
View attachment 236496
Pretty much any strong pokemon with a x2 move could 1-hit KO him.
Also his moveset make his great attack too limited to be a viable option.
His one unique and possible redeeming feature is his ability to learn Spore before evolving to himself
View attachment 236489
A move that can put a status-effect(sleep) on an opponent with 100% accuracy, which is rare since the other sleep ones are 70-75. (or Yawn where a turn is skipped before the sleep takes effect.)
Combine this ability to cause sleep with Swords Dance
View attachment 236490
A focus sash to prevent himself from being killed on the first move:
View attachment 236491
and his two STAB(same type as pokmeon) moves of Drain punch to gain back some health
View attachment 236494
and Seed Bomb of a stronger 100% STAB move
View attachment 236495
All in all I give him a 4/10, interesting to try to use based on Spore being a move no-one useful can learn:
View attachment 236497
but ultimately you'll be wasting a spot on someone who at best is a 1 for 1 tradeoff rather than someone who could kill a few in a row.
He would need to face someone slower than him to be able to fight multiple in a row.
And any bird is a death sentence since they're 4x effective STAB moves will kill him, and all his moves are 1/2 effective.
Shit pokemon for a shit-dick
I dont have e to read all of that to know you should be bulliedBreloom is a shit pokemon. The Luigi fag probably liked that he was actual mushroom cap you'd eat shape and not faggy vileplume mushroomed
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He has great attack, but his defense and speed make him too vulnerable.
View attachment 236488
Especially as a Grass/Fighting pokemon, he'll get fucked up by a bird
View attachment 236496
Pretty much any strong pokemon with a x2 move could 1-hit KO him.
Also his moveset make his great attack too limited to be a viable option.
His one unique and possible redeeming feature is his ability to learn Spore before evolving to himself
View attachment 236489
A move that can put a status-effect(sleep) on an opponent with 100% accuracy, which is rare since the other sleep ones are 70-75. (or Yawn where a turn is skipped before the sleep takes effect.)
Combine this ability to cause sleep with Swords Dance
View attachment 236490
A focus sash to prevent himself from being killed on the first move:
View attachment 236491
and his two STAB(same type as pokmeon) moves of Drain punch to gain back some health
View attachment 236494
and Seed Bomb of a stronger 100% STAB move
View attachment 236495
All in all I give him a 4/10, interesting to try to use based on Spore being a move no-one useful can learn:
View attachment 236497
but ultimately you'll be wasting a spot on someone who at best is a 1 for 1 tradeoff rather than someone who could kill a few in a row.
He would need to face someone slower than him to be able to fight multiple in a row.
And any bird is a death sentence since they're 4x effective STAB moves will kill him, and all his moves are 1/2 effective.
Shit pokemon for a shit-dick
Pokemon is gay and faggotBreloom is a shit pokemon. The Luigi fag probably liked that he was actual mushroom cap you'd eat shape and not faggy vileplume mushroomed
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He has great attack, but his defense and speed make him too vulnerable.
View attachment 236488
Especially as a Grass/Fighting pokemon, he'll get fucked up by a bird
View attachment 236496
Pretty much any strong pokemon with a x2 move could 1-hit KO him.
Also his moveset make his great attack too limited to be a viable option.
His one unique and possible redeeming feature is his ability to learn Spore before evolving to himself
View attachment 236489
A move that can put a status-effect(sleep) on an opponent with 100% accuracy, which is rare since the other sleep ones are 70-75. (or Yawn where a turn is skipped before the sleep takes effect.)
Combine this ability to cause sleep with Swords Dance
View attachment 236490
A focus sash to prevent himself from being killed on the first move:
View attachment 236491
and his two STAB(same type as pokmeon) moves of Drain punch to gain back some health
View attachment 236494
and Seed Bomb of a stronger 100% STAB move
View attachment 236495
All in all I give him a 4/10, interesting to try to use based on Spore being a move no-one useful can learn:
View attachment 236497
but ultimately you'll be wasting a spot on someone who at best is a 1 for 1 tradeoff rather than someone who could kill a few in a row.
He would need to face someone slower than him to be able to fight multiple in a row.
And any bird is a death sentence since they're 4x effective STAB moves will kill him, and all his moves are 1/2 effective.
Shit pokemon for a shit-dick
FUCKIsn’t Vileplume a flower? Not a mushroom.
I used to breed pokemon to make the best of the best in 2v2 battles, i wouldn't waste my time with this slow dorkVileplume rules, fuck are you on about.
I bet you feel like a pokemoron right now.FUCK
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I used to breed pokemon to make the best of the best in 2v2 battles, i wouldn't waste my time with this slow dork
If Pokemon were a single one of those adorable creatures, I would concur, he is indeed gay and a faggot.Pokemon is gay and faggot
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