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WWAW Homos?

Professor Rape

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I tried a few times. But I ended up just fucking Americans and Canadians in Korea.
lol I met a white chick naturally when I was in Japan (like without the app, she introduced herself to me when she saw me sitting alone at a cafe) and the whole time I'm thinking fuck off bitch, I'm waiting for my Japanese tinder date.
 

Turk February

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There was a translator Korean chick super hot. We made out and it was getting close to sex in Cheonan. But my sense of humor doesn't translate so I think I offended her.
 

Professor Rape

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lol I met a white chick naturally when I was in Japan (like without the app, she introduced herself to me when she saw me sitting alone at a cafe) and the whole time I'm thinking fuck off bitch, I'm waiting for my Japanese tinder date.
This is a true story that @johnnynoname will say is science fiction

But as you know, if you're in a nonwhite country, if another white sees you they'll introduce themselves and want to be with you.
 

Professor Rape

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No because they promised more freedom than they provided. I like to teach language like you'd teach music and they insisted after telling me they wouldn't to teach it like math. Like they lied to me.
How the fuck are you meant to teach Japanese without knowing Japanese though? It's so weird.
Wouldn't the students have no respect for you because you couldn't learn their language, but you expect them to learn yours?
 

Turk February

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How the fuck are you meant to teach Japanese without knowing Japanese though? It's so weird.
Wouldn't the students have no respect for you because you couldn't learn their language, but you expect them to learn yours?
I taught intermediate English.
 

Professor Rape

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I taught intermediate English.
sorry, typo.

How the fuck are you meant to teach English to Japanese people without knowing Japanese though? It's so weird.
Wouldn't the students have no respect for you because you couldn't learn their language, but you expect them to learn yours?
 

Turk February

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sorry, typo.

How the fuck are you meant to teach English to Japanese people without knowing Japanese though? It's so weird.
Wouldn't the students have no respect for you because you couldn't learn their language, but you expect them to learn yours?
They want to learn. I also taught pre kindergarten children in Korea. They learn fast to speak like you. With little kids it's more fun because they assume what you think is funny is just what's funny.
 

Professor Rape

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They want to learn. I also taught pre kindergarten children in Korea. They learn fast to speak like you. With little kids it's more fun because they assume what you think is funny is just what's funny.
.......................but............. you can only talk to them in a language they don't understand. How do you teach? Were you at least saying ohayo goziamas when you saw them?
 
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I've said it on the forums before Japanese women are so immature it's creepy. I wouldn't even touch one. Like they can't dress themselves for example. It's just weird for a westerner. I never fucked one. Not even the ones at the punk clubs.
i had sex with japanese women many times, different positions
 

Turk February

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I've told this story before but a kindergartener girl just once told me "Mr Alex you're a small patch of grass" which made me laugh. Then she made a picture. Pure absurdism.
 

Turk February

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.......................but............. you can only talk to them in a language they don't understand. How do you teach? Were you at least saying ohayo goziamas when you saw them?
Even though I know Korean, for example, I refuse to ever use it in a class. Full immersion in English, sink or swim in it.
 

Professor Rape

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Even though I know Korean, for example, I refuse to ever use it in a class. Full immersion in English, sink or swim in it.
Okay yeah, that makes sense. That's what they do on dreamingspanish.
I tried learning another language but then I was like meh, who gives a fuck.

Hey it's funny how this thread is called WWAW Homos and we're chatting together like a couple of homos.
 

Professor Rape

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I was gonna learn Italian but I heard Italy is full of niggers now so what's the point of going there.
 

Turk February

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Okay yeah, that makes sense. That's what they do on dreamingspanish.
I tried learning another language but then I was like meh, who gives a fuck.

Hey it's funny how this thread is called WWAW Homos and we're chatting together like a couple of homos.
The thing is I had to learn English. I had the accent bullied out of me. I want to do that for other people. Just not as roughly.
 

Convict Wyzz

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Hey it's funny how this thread is called WWAW Homos and we're chatting together like a couple of homos.

I was just about to make that observation. The Dougster is always one step ahead.

Also I'm fascinated by Turk's Japanese adventures. I've always thought that place looks like hell to work in, even if you're a foreigner. I hear the regular office workers there are expected to stay for hours after work ends and only leave when the boss does. They're also expected to go out for drinks with the boss multiple times a week. Fuck that shit.
 

Turk February

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I was just about to make that observation. The Dougster is always one step ahead.

Also I'm fascinated by Turk's Japanese adventures. I've always thought that place looks like hell to work in, even if you're a foreigner. I hear the regular office workers there are expected to stay for hours after work ends and only leave when the boss does. They're also expected to go out for drinks with the boss multiple times a week. Fuck that shit.
Tokyo is fucking terrifying because once you're at like Ikebukero the is nothing other than Tokyo. You could fly in a hot air balloon or some shit. You still won't get out of Tokyo. It's hard to explain how big the city is.
 

Professor Rape

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I was just about to make that observation. The Dougster is always one step ahead.

Also I'm fascinated by Turk's Japanese adventures. I've always thought that place looks like hell to work in, even if you're a foreigner. I hear the regular office workers there are expected to stay for hours after work ends and only leave when the boss does. They're also expected to go out for drinks with the boss multiple times a week. Fuck that shit.
The weebs who want to move there get what they fucking deserve. It's great.
 
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