He ripped off Christopher Columbus from 500 years ago, stupid
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"Andyyyyyyy" whined Andy Espresso's underage girlfriend. "Why do we have to be here? I haven't even graduated from high school yet and I'm at a reunion? It's really weird and creepy."
"Shut the fuck up, meat sack. Just act sexy, is that too much to fucking ask? God, fucking women, man" slurred the already-drunk closet queen.
"But you said you had some coke. Do you? C'mon, gimme some" she bitched, popping her chewing gum like a child.
"Later, rot bung cunt whore. Now just follow my lead, you worthless twat."
"See? I told you to dress nice, look how well everyone's dressed here, and you're wearing two shirts and jeans with holes in the knees."
"Fuck that, why should I be uncomfortable?" sneered Andy. "I wore these clothes at my mother's funeral, and if they're good enough for that, they're good enough for this."
"Andy? Andy Espresso, right? Hey, man, how ya doing? It's me, Jack Mehoff, I used to buy that shitty Mexican dirt weed from your brother! Nice to see ya, man!"
"Oh, hey, how's it going? So what do you think of my date? Pretty fucking young, right? This is the kind of tail I pull these days, young, fresh, tight puss, not like these old cellulite-ridden meat hags here."
"Oh, yeah, uh, I thought that was your daughter or something. Uh, good to see you, man." said Jack, as he slowly edged away from the hideous ghoul.
"DAUGHTER! HAHAHAHOLEESHIT! IMAGINE IF I...WAS FUCKING...MY OWN DAUGHTER! HAHAHA!" screeched the pockmarked pervert. Andy scanned the room, and noticed how all the women were shooting him angry, disgusted glares. "Hahaha! Fucking old bags! Look how jealous they all are! They're wondering how I, Andy Espresso, the guy who failed gym, is able to pull teen clam like it's nothing!" he mused. "Every guy here wishes he was with my seventeen year old girlfriend! That's right, faggots, I...am FUCKING...a girl young enough to be my daughter! HahahaHOLEEEEEEEEEESHIT!" thought the deviant. "That's right, you pieces of shit. You all thought you were so cool back in high school, but now I, Andy Espresso, am a HUGE radio superstar, and nothing will EVER happen that'll change that!".
"Shut the fuck up, meat sack. Just act sexy, is that too much to fucking ask? God, fucking women, man" slurred the already-drunk closet queen.
"But you said you had some coke. Do you? C'mon, gimme some" she bitched, popping her chewing gum like a child.
"Later, rot bung cunt whore. Now just follow my lead, you worthless twat."
"See? I told you to dress nice, look how well everyone's dressed here, and you're wearing two shirts and jeans with holes in the knees."
"Fuck that, why should I be uncomfortable?" sneered Andy. "I wore these clothes at my mother's funeral, and if they're good enough for that, they're good enough for this."
"Andy? Andy Espresso, right? Hey, man, how ya doing? It's me, Jack Mehoff, I used to buy that shitty Mexican dirt weed from your brother! Nice to see ya, man!"
"Oh, hey, how's it going? So what do you think of my date? Pretty fucking young, right? This is the kind of tail I pull these days, young, fresh, tight puss, not like these old cellulite-ridden meat hags here."
"Oh, yeah, uh, I thought that was your daughter or something. Uh, good to see you, man." said Jack, as he slowly edged away from the hideous ghoul.
"DAUGHTER! HAHAHAHOLEESHIT! IMAGINE IF I...WAS FUCKING...MY OWN DAUGHTER! HAHAHA!" screeched the pockmarked pervert. Andy scanned the room, and noticed how all the women were shooting him angry, disgusted glares. "Hahaha! Fucking old bags! Look how jealous they all are! They're wondering how I, Andy Espresso, the guy who failed gym, is able to pull teen clam like it's nothing!" he mused. "Every guy here wishes he was with my seventeen year old girlfriend! That's right, faggots, I...am FUCKING...a girl young enough to be my daughter! HahahaHOLEEEEEEEEEESHIT!" thought the deviant. "That's right, you pieces of shit. You all thought you were so cool back in high school, but now I, Andy Espresso, am a HUGE radio superstar, and nothing will EVER happen that'll change that!".
Nice defeated response stupid.
Arguing with niggers is like arguing with niggers, nigger. Aren't you due for your defective nigger breakdown or some prison time? I was hoping some other orangutan had killed you.
You ever go to your High School reunion and you're the only one who looks better?
You take too long to get to the funny words.