WWAW actresses who beg to do capeshit?


Pen eating Jen
Remember the X-Men movie in 2000? Seems some interesting names auditioned for the part. Sadly none of them got it.


But hey don't worry, eventually all three got capeshit roles!

Alicia was of course Batgirl in the worst capeshit movie of all time.

Lucy would do two episodes of Agents of SHIELD and also voice Wonder Woman in the 2008 Cartoon Network original movie Justice League: The New Frontier.

Christina would play Terra (the villian) in the 2017 direct-to-video animated film Teen Titans: The Judas Contract.

Meanwhile, 11-year-old Jenna made her film debut in Iron Man 3. I'd post a picture but Paul & Dominic might be lurking and I don't wanna turn em on.


On the Joe Cumia retirement plan.
That X men franchise is to blame for all this nonsense now isn't it? I enjoyed it at the time but how the fuck is anyone watching them all?
I think it goes back to Superman. That was what, '78? Then some sequels and from the late '80s to the early '00s Batman, Spider-Man X-Men and the Hulk primed the pump for an experiment on otherwise no name characters. I mainly blame Ironman for it, for the idea you could print money off of any capeshit. Before this shit I think most Americans could name like 6 superheros that had penetrated into culture: Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, the Hulk, Wonder Woman and Captain America. You could probably guess a few others because that shit is so uncreative: "Is there... uhh... a Supergirl?" Of course there is.


Pen eating Jen
Literal who?

Jerk off with your tears, gayboy

I was gonna find a picture of Alicia in 2022 to compare to Jenna, but then the gossip website I went on for the Alicia picture had a "Alicia Silverstone: Related Content" section towards the problem so I figured I'd just post that.


Looks like you got a shot jackmeoff, not only does she want another baby (and may ask her ex husband to creampie her again) but she's also publicly looking for some new dick on tinder. Just don't bodyshame her or her weird new-ass parenting, it'd be a shame if you gave Bear a fucking cheeseburger. She named her kid Bear and won't let him eat meat.


1 supervised call / year
I'd be begging to get in it to. Good God that shit is profitable, and if you have a decent agent you can get a sliver. Cars got sequels not because the movie was a hit, it was, but Disney does 10 BILLION a year in merchandise off that Cars bullshit: toys, backpacks, notebooks, lunch boxes, etc.
They are likely laundering money in some capacity. That figure is very suspect.