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DiarrheaDick

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Bitch either got some Parkinson's going on or she should probably stop drinking on an empty stomach first thing in the morning with those shakes, although she might seize up if she's been doing that for a while.

She's perfect.
 

CuckQueen

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Seriously dude just find a slag you like the look of on AdultWork or something and get it over with. You can get a decent looking one for like £150 an hour.
You know how many bottles of liquor, how many gallons of milk, blocks of cheese, bars of soap $183.50 is? Fuck that. I've been to foot parties, but those are only $55 and come with an open wet bar and make your own taco bar.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

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You know how many bottles of liquor, how many gallons of milk, blocks of cheese, bars of soap $183.50 is? Fuck that. I've been to foot parties, but those are only $55 and come with an open wet bar and make your own taco bar.
For less than $200, don't you think it's worth it to finally get your end away?.. i would unironically Paypal you half the money to help you get laid. Even if you find it underwhelming you can at least say you have done it.
 

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For less than $200, don't you think it's worth it to finally get your end away?.. i would unironically Paypal you half the money to help you get laid. Even if you find it underwhelming you can at least say you have done it.
That's the only thing, I don't view it as a great accomplishment. I've turned down 3s and 4s historically and since I lost weight 6s and even 7s. I've always been "good with women". That is they don't detect the vibes of a serial rapist. Honest question, is it that good? Obviously all I have to compare it to is self manipulating orgasm. I'm not an incel or asexual, if a good piece of pussy fell from the sky I'd take it, but have no real desire to pursue some dumb broad.
 

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I It's alright. But this is coming from a man who is circumcised and masturbated too much so my dick is like leather now. Wanking too much and watching a lot of porn ruins sex in general, you desensitise yourself physically and mentally.
I only read porn. I used to cum 13 times a day, but am down to about 3-5 times a day now. Not from trying or anything, just less time in the day. It just seems like a hassle, being a blind man I gotta take a bus to the Lamplight Inn on Glendale Ave to fuck some whore? Sounds a bit much.
 

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I only read porn. I used to cum 13 times a day, but am down to about 3-5 times a day now. It just seems like a hassle, being a blind man I gotta take a bus to the Lamplight Inn on Glendale Ave to fuck some whore? Sounds a bit much.
Read porn? what like erotica? lol. dude, 3-5 times a day is still far too much.. i used to wank like 2-3 times a day and that was exhausting. Cut it back to once every two days.

Wait a minute, are you trolling me? abnegate right now faggot.
 

CuckQueen

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Read porn? what like erotica? lol. dude, 3-5 times a day is still far too much.. i used to wank like 2-3 times a day and that was exhausting. Cut it back to once every two days.

Wait a minute, are you trolling me? abnegate right now faggot.
The shit I've been interested in since I was 13 is so niche you have to read it. I make a small side gig writing it as well for a couple hundred a month. It only takes me 10 minutes to have a utilitarian bust, so it isn't a crazy amount of time. I go a day or two without cumming if I'm hungover or otherwise taken ill, but I'd say 2-3 is a min, 5 is a max. You never came 13 times in one day? Just a teenager with a long summer day and an internet connection?
 

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The shit I've been interested in since I was 13 is so niche you have to read it. I make a small side gig writing it as well for a couple hundred a month. It only takes me 10 minutes to have a utilitarian bust, so it isn't a crazy amount of time. I go a day or two without cumming, but I'd say 2-3 is a min, 5 is a max. You never came 13 times in one day? Just a teenager with a long summer day and an internet connection?
Nah, most was probably like 10 as a one off when i was a kid. Your dick must resemble pastrami at this point.
 

CuckQueen

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Nah, most was probably like 10 as a one off when i was a kid. Your dick must resemble pastrami at this point.
I used to stay up at nights during my court ordered weekends with my abusive father masturbating until I couldn't physically anymore. I got a couple limp dick orgasms from that. The funniest thing is I have a nice, unfucked/undiseased 9 inch white dick on an under 30 6'2" 185 pound body of a blond haired, blue eyed white man just going to waste. Like a truck load of ice-cream melting under the sun.
 

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I used to stay up at nights during my court ordered weekends with my abusive father masturbating until I couldn't physically anymore. I got a couple limp dick orgasms from that. The funniest thing is I have a nice, unfucked/undisease 9 inch white dick on an under 30 6'2" 185 pound body on a blond haired blue eyed white man just going to waist. Like a truck load of ice-cream melting under the sun.
You say some weird shit man.
 

CuckQueen

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Th best advice i can give you is to stop wanking so much man. You will end up a broken impotent man if you carry on, just fuck some hooker and get it over with too. Just tell her it's your first time and let her do all the work, you won't see her again and she's a whore so who cares.
Okay, I'll set that up if you think it is important, I trust the good guys on the OnA forums, but why would that stop me from masturbating? I have a great life man, I beat off in the morning, and at night, sometimes twice in the evening, is there anything wrong with that medically/physically/psychologically?
 

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Okay, I'll set that up if you think it is important, I trust the good guys on the OnA forums, but why would that stop me from masturbating? I have a great life man, I beat off in the morning, and at night, sometimes twice in the evening, is there anything wrong with that medically/physically/psychologically?
You desensitise yourself, especially if your circumcised. You dick gets hardened from constant rubbing, especially if you don't use lube/oils. Also, it makes sex less satisfying because your used to getting yourself off so the feeling of a pussy ends up being underwhelming. Also.. if you watch a lot of porn, you might end up becoming a coomer which isn't good lol.
 

CuckQueen

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You desensitise yourself, especially if your circumcised. You dick gets hardened from constant rubbing, especially if you don't use lube/oils. Also, it makes sex less satisfying because your used to getting yourself off so the feeling of a pussy ends up being underwhelming. Also.. if you watch a lot of porn, you might end up becoming a coomer which isn't good lol.
Well, and I ain't joking, I trust the guys on here plenty. I'll leave it for a couple weeks, see what happens, but as I say, I READ porn, baby child.
 
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You desensitise yourself, especially if your circumcised. You dick gets hardened from constant rubbing, especially if you don't use lube/oils. Also, it makes sex less satisfying because your used to getting yourself off so the feeling of a pussy ends up being underwhelming. Also.. if you watch a lot of porn, you might end up becoming a coomer which isn't good lol.
its called: death grip.
 
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