would you or wouldnt?

[guest]

Milfy tits are ok. I can't imagine how bad the pussy is though. Probably like a corked bottle of wine. All sour, mildew notes of what used to be a nice tipple.

She's a decade or so past milf, right? Spidery veins all over her legs, leathery skin and dry hair, that weird powdery old woman smell. I mean I'd let her suck my dick and play with her tits if I was desperate. Maybe break her hip doggy style. But I'm not kissing her and definitely not eating her out.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

The guy on the bottom left looks like louis ck

Tall guy looks kind of like Ed o Neill

 

[Udders]

Sure. With tattoos like that, you just know shes a filthy pig who won't say no to anything.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Tall guy looks kind of like Ed o Neill

Guy on the far left looks like a confused Nana.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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Al Bundy did a porno? The rest look like Generic versions of the cast of trailer park boys

 

[guest]

This is peak MILF...not too perfect, not too nasty. Just sweet spot of non-intimidating MILF cougar sex.yness.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

This is peak MILF...not too perfect, not too nasty. Just sweet spot of non-intimidating MILF cougar sex.yness.

She definitely knows how to make a man cum 6 ways to Sunday

 

[CuckQueen]

None of my business but can I ask why?

I've never had enough interest to pursue it. I was fat for my whole life until 5 years ago, so I'm just used to not getting any. Whores seem overpriced. I just use my hand and pornography and I'm pretty well satisfied. That and it will be funnier to keep the bit going until I die.

 

[guest]

I've never had enough interest to pursue it. I was fat for my whole life until 5 years ago, so I'm just used to not getting any. Whores seem overpriced. I just use my hand and pornography and I'm pretty well satisfied.

Fair enough man.

 

[Stent]

Her hands are shaking like Nana's when Keith was late with the Bud Light.

 

[Brooke Shields]

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So that's what marky mark meant...

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

She's blasted out of her mind before hitting record for a video on how to make a cocktail, I mean nigga record the first one.

If I'm blast loads into an alcoholic milf, it's this bitch

 

[guest]

Her hands are shaking like Nana's when Keith was late with the Bud Light.

she also has the typical ex-alcoholic speech pattern (Kamala Harris has it too).

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I'll fuck anything that moves, snoogins

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

She's blasted out of her mind before hitting record for a video on how to make a cocktail, I mean nigga record the first one.

If I'm blast loads into an alcoholic milf, it's this bitch

She has a lot of le cours.

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

I'd liqour lips if yaknowwhatimean

 

[Juschippinyababe]

She looks like she would smell intoxicating..

 

[guest]

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Fuck yeah

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I've never had enough interest to pursue it. I was fat for my whole life until 5 years ago, so I'm just used to not getting any. Whores seem overpriced. I just use my hand and pornography and I'm pretty well satisfied. That and it will be funnier to keep the bit going until I die.

Seriously dude just find a slag you like the look of on AdultWork or something and get it over with. You can get a decent looking one for like £150 an hour.

 

[Renaus]

Probably.